UFC 113 picks: Kevin vs Dean

By Kevin Rogers and Dean Xanttopulos

Ok. So Kevin sucked it up big time with his WEC picks last time so we’re battling it out for UFC 113: Machida vs. Shogun II. These my friends are Deano Mac’s picks!

Thanks for that intro Deano, yes, I did suck it up last time, but as I’ve stated, im not perfect and if you checking out my picking record, im somewhere around 80% for UFC fights, which is my bread and butter. So I’ll take a 0 for 0 in the WEC any day to smash you in the UFC.. it’s game time buddy. Let’s see what you got.

Alan Belcher vs. Patrick Cote

Patrick Cote had rifled off 5 straight victories before injuring his knee in a loss to Middleweight Champion Anderson Silva. Belcher on the other hand is coming of a TKO win over Wilson Gouveia. Belcher has a pretty good submission game and is a decent striker, but he’s not half the striker that Cote is. Cote might have a little bit of cage rust but even with that I still believe that he’s a better fighter than Belcher.

My Prediction: Patrick Cote defeats Alan Belcher in the 2nd round via TKO.

While Deano is correct here in that Cote has a better stand up game than Belcher, he does leave out that Belcher was fought and beat better competition than Cote has.  Belcher has stood toe to toe with some much better strikers than Cote.  The fact that Cote is coming off almost a 2 year lay off is going to be terrible for a guy who has never been known for his cardio..  The fact is this is going to be a warm up fight for Cote, with Belcher who can go the distance with some tough fighters.

Winner via Split Decision Alan Belcher

Kimbo Slice vs. Matt Mitrione

This is a match of two Ultimate Fighter 10 contestants. While I believe that Kimbo Slice is legitimately trying to learn and become a better fighter, this is pretty much just a fight for the casual MMA fan to watch and talk about. People only want to see him knock somebody out. Mitrione has one professional fight which was a win at the Ultimate Fighter 10 finale over fellow contestant Marcus Jones. Neither fighter is very impressive, nor will either ever be a serious heavyweight contender.

My Prediction: Kimbo Slice defeats Matt Mitrione in the 3rd round via TKO.

Alright, kid’s this fight is going to be over quick, and I have a pretty good feeling it’s going to be a “slug fest”.  Mitrione is probably going to come out swinging on Kimbo trying to steal himself some thunder. Kimbo of course is going to give him the chance to punch that trademark beard.  The fact is this fight holds little meaning to the heavyweight division but should be one “slobber knocker”. I side with Deano on this one kiddies.

Winner via KO in the 1st round Kimbo Slice

Jeremy Stephens vs. Sam Stout

This has the making to be a very exciting fight. Both guys like to bang and Stout has been in 4 “Fights of the Night”. Stephens is coming off of a nice TKO victory over Justin Buchholz and Stout has 2 straight unanimous decision victories. Stephens is the stronger fighter but Stout has a quickness advantage and better cardio with a good amount of power himself. Stout’s big downfall is that he doesn’t always finish fights.

My Prediction: Sam Stout defeats Jeremy Stephens via decision.

Alright Deano this is possible the only fight we can whole heartedly agree on. Stout has quickness over Stephens as well as better accuracy.  The fact is Stout has this fight wrapped up for the most part. Stephens can certainly come into this and win, but I think it would be a long shot.

Winner via split decision Sam Stout

Paul Daley vs. Josh Koscheck

Here is the most built up fight of the night. These two guys have been trash talking since their signatures hit the paper. Both fighters are very exciting and this fight will most definitely start and end with a bang. Daley is a fighter with extreme power behind every punch he throws. He could knock out anybody with a clean punch. Koscheck on the other hand has good punching power and great wrestling. This is a very tough match for me to pick because I really like both fighters. Daley has struggled against great wrestlers like Jake Shields and Nick Thompson, and Koscheck may be a better wrestler than both guys so I’m giving the edge to him.

My Prediction: Josh Koscheck defeats Paul Daley in the 2nd round via submission (rear naked choke).

Deano, Deano, Deano, I see where you can draw the logic for Koscheck here, but I’m going to shoot you down. The fact is Koscheck’s ground game is solid, but it’s wrestling at it’s origin, Daley is a bigger fighter with much more experience than Koscheck.  Koscheck has stated that he’s going to try and take this fight to the ground and submit Daley. I just don’t see that happening.  Daley is a world class striker, which works against Koscheck, he will be punched and kicked in the face. Either way I agree that this fight will be a good one.

Winner via 1st round KO Paul Daley

MAIN EVENT -  LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
Lyoto “The Dragon” Machida vs. Mauricio “Shogun” Rua

This is the rematch that every big MMA fan has been waiting for. Myself included! These two first fought late last year in a great fight that Machida won by unanimous decision. It was a very close fight and there are many people that think that Rua won the fight which is why Dana White pretty much made an immediate rematch for these two. Now…on to the fighters. Machida is the reigning champion and is undefeated in 16 professional fights. He comes from a karate background and has a great striking ability. He can be criticized at times for not being as exciting of a fighter as many others in the light heavyweight division and does a lot of counter striking. Rua on the other hand is an aggressive striker who has enjoyed a lot of success in his career. There was a time where Rua was one of the most exciting and feared fighters in MMA. This fight stands to be an epic battle of a very patient Machida and an aggressive Rua. This is another tough fight to call as it could be very close like the first. While Rua aggressivness could be the end of him with Machida always able to pick people apart, I think Rua’s big fight experience will bring him back to greatness and he will hand Machida his first loss of his career.

My Prediction: Mauricio Rua defeats Lyoto Machida in the 4th round via TKO

I’m so tired of this Shogun Rua bandwagon. It stop here tonight.  Shogun was a solid fight 3-4 years ago. Since he’s come to the UFC he’s had a terrible fight with Forrest Griffin, a Terrible fight with Mark Coleman, a worthless fight with Chuck Liddell, then given a un deserved title shot against Machida.  Yes I agree that the first fight was hotly contested and that Rua could have won, but he didn’t, And he will not win this time.  I am no Machida fan myself, but I’ve got to be honest that he is a monster in the cage.  The fact is Machida is a counter puncher at heart, and with Rua’s looping overhand punches it does make it hard for him to use that skill.  Machida will come in well better prepared this time and im fully confident that he takes this fight. Expect either a decision or a Rashad Evans style sleepy party.

Winner via 2nd round TKO Lyoto Machida

WEC 48: on PPV.

Well look whom we have here! It’s Kevin, back from a successful round of, “I’m really awesome at picking fights”. I’ll let you all suck on Frankie Edgar winning for a second…..

All right, now that that’s taken care of let’s get started. WEC 48 is the WEC’s first foray into the PPV market, and they are making one hella’va splash. Normally they put their shows on deep ass cable, who really watches the VERSUS channel anyways.  I’ve heard people bitch for hours on the fact that WEC shouldn’t be charging full PPV price for this card, well I say, go whine about something else, just because you don’t know all these guys doesn’t mean shit.  This is a stacked card and will be one of the best of the year.  On that note, lets get to this.

-Jose Aldo (16-1; #1 Featherweight)* vs. Urijah Faber (23-3; #3 Featherweight)

All right! I have been waiting forever to give a review with Urijah Faber, and now I can.  This fight is going to be badass kiddies.  Jose Aldo is a wrecking machine standing on his feet. He has knocked out just about every fighter he has come in contact with; most of those knockouts are in the first round and in devastating fashion.  Aldo’s flying knee on Cub Swanson was one of the best KO’s I’ve ever seen. He took the Feather Weight title from Mike Brown late last year in another lopsided beating.  In this fight he’s going up against “The California Kid” Urijah Faber.  Now I’m going to be up front here, Urijah Faber is my favorite fighter in the sport today.  His wrestling is badass, and his ground game is top notch.  His stand up is kind of old school boxing/kickboxing hybrid, but it works.  Faber was the WEC featherweight champ since basically the company came into existence.  He beat everyone in the company, then he ran into the brick wall named Mike Brown and lost his title.  This fight is going to be amazing everyone, one word of advice, don’t blink.  Aldo is known for his quick powerful shots, and Faber is known for being a bit of an “inventive” fighter.  Faber has strong hands and he can knock Aldo’s head clean off.  This is a tough one to call, and even though Faber is my favorite fighter it’s not swaying my decision one bit. Expect a fight of the year candidate here kids.

Winner via 2^nd round TKO Urijah Faber
-Ben Henderson (11-1) vs. Donald Cerrone (11-2)

As a co-main event you really couldn’t ask for much more.  Ben Henderson is a great young fighter who is already making a name for himself on the pound for pound best lists.  He shocked the world when he won the interim belt just last year again Cerrone.  He further stunned fans and writers alike when he dismantled Jamie Varner in 3 rounds in January to become the undisputed Light Weight Champion.  Henderson has beaten some solid opponents but up until last year he hadn’t really taken out that big name fighter. Henderson is a ground wizard with 7 of his 11 wins coming from submission. But don’t let it fool you, his stand up is deadly also.  Donald Cerrone is going to come into this fight ready to go to town.  As much as Henderson is a ground warrior, Cerrone is that plus 5.  10 of Cerrone’s 11 wins are submissions. When I say this guy has excellent ground skills take it to the bank.  However, as with Henderson Cerrone will trade some leather also.  When Cerrone was beaten by Henderson last year many people (including Cerrone) thought Cerrone should have won the decision.  In a lot of ways this is a grudge match.  The first fight between these two was a war, going all 5 rounds; it was widely considered fight the year.  Now looking at these two guys don’t get pissed of thinking your going to see a ground battle, cause that’s probably not going to happen, both guys know the other has a solid ground game, so as with last time they are going to try and keep it standing. This one is going to great. With all being said…

Winner via Split decision Donald Cerrone

-Mike Brown (23-5; #2 Featherweight)* vs. Manny Gamburyan (10-4; #7 Featherweight)

Mike Brown the former Featherweight champ. He lost his belt to Jose Aldo and wants it back. The only problem is that he has former Ultimate fighter finalist and UFC standout in his way. Brown vs. Manny is another solid super match-up that could headline a UFC event.  Brown is looking to get his title back, and Manny is looking for his title shot. It’s pretty clear that whoever win’s this fight is going to have the winner of Aldo V Faber; the question is who comes out on top. Brown is the much more experienced fighter hands down, he has a great stand up and ground game.  Brown used to fight at Lightweight but moved down 10 lbs and still seems to be the same size. However Manny also used to fight Lightweight and seems to have kept his same size.  This fight is going to be a wrestler’s dream match; it will pit Browns takedowns against Gamburyan’s ground game off his back. I see this also being very interesting.

Winner via 2^nd round TKO Mike Brown

-Anthony Njokuani (12-2) vs. Shane Roller (7-2)

I don’t know a whole lot about Njokuani but the little I know makes me excited for this fight. Not only is Njokuani coming off the biggest win of his career in knocking out pretty boy and polish faggot Chris Horodecki, but he’s riding a 3 fight win streak against some pretty big names in the division.  From what I gather his game is all around good, nothing stands out as amazing but what he’s got he’s got a lot of.  Shane Roller is an older fighter (31) who more recently started fighting. This will be Roller’s biggest fight of his short career, and I have a feeling he may be getting set up for a big KO for the PPV audience.

Winner via 1^st round KO Anthony Njokuani

-Scott Jorgensen (9-3; #6 Bantamweight)* vs. Antonio Banuelos (17-5)

As with the last fight these 2 fighters I’m not familiar with yet.  Jorgensen is the more recognized fighter (haha, you’ll laugh when you see him).  He is also a bit of a boring fighter. When almost half your wins are by decision there is something wrong. These 2 guys have fought before in actually a pretty entertaining match.  Banuelos came out on top last time and I think it happens in the same fashion this time.

Winner via unanimous decision Antonio Banuelos

After watching this $45 UFC pay per view last night, I left disgusted that I even watched it.  Although I was disgusted its not necessarily for the reasons you think.  The MMA system is already starting to go the way of boxing, with more politics and bullshit than a senate vote.  Dana White being the lead bullshit artist.

He puts on a good show that hes “so upset” that fights don’t turn out entertaining.  That’s garbage, every sap out there paying $45 bucks to watch these jokes of fights is getting screwed and ol Dana White is laughing his ass off to the bank.  Setting up “name” fights like the retirement home match between Renzo Gracie and Matt Hughes, or pitting Anderson Silva against a joke of a fighter or letting the judges GIVE AWAY BJ Penns belt.  Give me a break Dana White, you can kiss my ass with your bullshit shenanigans.

Let me give you a little taste of the night.

First televised fight, Mark Munoz vs Kendall Grove.

This was easily the most entertaining fight of the night.  Munoz was getting his ass handed to him with some vicious shots from every body appendage Grove had.  The first round was easily his, but Munoz came back in the 2^nd with some rock hard punches and then some textbook ground and pound to force the ref to stop the fight and Kendall Grove finally lost via TKO.  No complaints.

Next Rafael Dos Santos and Terry Etim

Not exactly my type of fight, mostly ju jitsu and struggling on the ground for dominant position, but not horrible.  Eventually Rafael won by arm bar.

Now we get into the “headliners” and the biggest loads of horseshit Ive seen in awhile.

Matt Hughes vs Renzo Gracie

When the fight started I expected a pretty crappy match, but I got even less.  This fight had about 15 landed punches over 3 rounds.  IT WAS A JOKE.  The Abu dhabi fans booed their brains out before the first round even ended.  One of my friends even booed sitting in his living room.  They hardly did anything, and tapped each other with “love punches”.  They didnt lock up and the only reason any one went to the ground was because Matt Hughes kicked the leg of the exhausted 43 year old Renzo.  Renzo got knocked down 3 times this way, and on the second time LITERALLY asked Matt Hughes to help him up, which he did.  Both these guys were feared fighters, in their day, but now it’s a joke.  10 years ago this would have been epic, but now I was disgusted with Dana White for having the fucking greedy nerve to put it together. Fuck you very much White.

Next we got BJ Penn vs Frankie Edgar

An obvious win for BJ was picked by many here, and they were pretty much right.  Yet unfortunately BJ let it go to a judges decision and he got screwed like you cant believe.  Kevin Rogers, my MMA guy for thishotfire.com, picked Frankie Edgar and with his picks on the line walked out of the room before the official announcement.  When they said Frankie won, most of us were talking about how crappy the fight was and almost missed the actual announcement.  When they said Frankie won I was completely speechless. Not only should BJ have won but in no way should he have lost his belt because of the fight.  So let the politics begin..  With a Frankie Edgar win, Dana White gets a chance to set up a rematch, and a huge campaign for the new belt holder (I wont call him a champion.)  It was so obvious that BJ got screwed that the cameras didn’t even show him ONCE, after the decision was made.  Ive seen a couple screw jobs before, but its been awhile since Ive seen one this bad.

Now the “headline” fight

Anderson Silva vs. Demian Maia

Before starting, I need to make it clear that Anderson Silva is easily the best middleweight champion ever, and one of the best pound for pound fighters alive.  That being said, I have never seen anything like what I saw in this fight.  Anderson Silva felt disrespected that he was even forced to fight a scrub like this, and I don’t blame him too much.  But he made a joke of the headline fight, while I don’t respect him for doing this I can understand he needed to make a statement.  He danced around the ring, made ridiculous fight poses, dropped his hands to give a free shot, and at one point even jokingly hid behind the referee.  Now why would Anderson Silva do something like this? I bet I can guess…

Anderson Silva has beaten everyone in the middleweight division, everyone.  Silva has even gone up to light heavyweight and still won, but stopped because his friend is the light heavyweight champ and wont fight him.  But Dana White said he wouldn’t let him go up two weight classes to heavyweight.  So, in essence Anderson Silva wants to go up 2 weight classes to earn another belt because his training partner is the light heavyweight champion, and he wants another belt.  2 WEIGHT CLASSES. That’s insane, but hes talking and acting cocky and made a bitch out of Demian Maia last night.  Let him fight a fucking heavyweight Dana White.  Let him fight Frank Mir, Gonzaga, Randy Cotoure.  Let him fight someone who at least has a prayer at beating him and stop ramming jobber middleweights at us.  Hell, throw him in the ring with Brock Lesnar if your so angry with him.  Ill watch that fight!

All in all I was disgusted with the UFC last night.  Not the fighters, but the UFC itself.  If you saw it, then post some comments and let me know if im too far off here.

UFC 112: INVINCIBLE

Alight kiddies; guess who’s back to blow your mind with amazing knowledge and moneymaking picks for your bank account? That’s right Kevo is back.  So go ahead and pick your panties up off the floor ladies, I’m married now.  Let’s do this, ladies and gents, I present my preview of UFC 112.

-Anderson Silva (25-4; #1 Middleweight) vs. Demian Maia (12-1; #7 Middleweight)

Let’s start with the main event of this card, Anderson Silva “the god king of all the men of Persia’ against Demian “less of a shot than me VS Chuck Norris and Dolph Lungren in a fight” Maia. Let’s really be honest here, does anyone honestly thing Maia has a shot in this one? For those who don’t know Maia is a ground-fighting specialist, his ground skills are second to none in the middleweight division. For Maia to have a shot in this fight he is going to have to take Silva to the ground, which is not going to happen.  This fight is going to turn out like Thales Lietes, Silva toying with Maia like a cat and mouse.  The more interesting story here is going to be if Silva will step up and finish Maia in this fight. Personally I think he will, but this fight may end up being a boring one. I believe Maia will try to play the ground game on Silva the whole fight, but Silva won’t bite, and near round 4 or 5 he will get frustrated and then punched in the face.

Winner via 4^th round TKO, Anderson Silva

-B.J. Penn (15-5-1; #1 Lightweight) vs. Frankie Edgar (11-1; #9 Lightweight)

This fight is the one I’m more interested in than any other fight on this card.  BJ Penn who is regarded as one of the best fighters in the world is known for an all around amazing fight game. His bread and butter is his ground game, but his stand up is just as deadly.  Frankie Edgar may not be known to all as an elite fighter but he will be soon enough.  6 of Edgar’s 11 wins come by way of decision, so you know he’s got the heart to stand in a fight. Edgar’s biggest win so far of his career is when he beat former champion Sean Sherk. Edgar also has some solid power in his fists that he’s not afraid to use it.  I think this fight holds many different layers that come into play.  First being BJ Penn’s dedication.  No one can argue that over BJ’s last 2 fights he has shown the amazing abilities that he has in his arsenal.  However BJ Penn’s always been known as a guy who can’t stay on the straight and narrow for long.  I think you also have the tag line of BJ making a case to get another fight with Georges St. Pierre.  After this fight there is not much more competition for him at the lightweight division.  Either way, this fight is shaping up to be a good one. I know BJ Penn has been on a tear of late, but this would be a bet worth taking. All this being said…

Winner via 2^nd round TKO, Frankie Edgar

-Matt Hughes (43-7; #5 Welterweight) vs. Renzo Gracie (13-6-1)

UFC hall of famer Matt Hughes makes his “long awaited”? Return to the octagon against veteran and always-dangerous Renzo Gracie. This fight really doesn’t mean anything in terms of rankings or title shots. This is a one of those fights that people always wanted to see. It’s just too bad they wanted to see this fight 10 years ago.  The fact is this fight is probably going to be boring.  I see a 3 round ground battle, with Renzo trying to take down Hughes and Hughes stuffing those take down attempts. Matt Hughes doesn’t have much of that same explosive movement he used to have in any aspect of his game. This is a pretty easy one to call for the most part, Renzo hasn’t had a fight since 2007, and he is pushing 45 years old. Matt Hughes doesn’t have much left, but I think he’s got enough to take this one.

Winner via Unanimous Decision, Matt Hughes

-Terry Etim (14-2) vs. Rafael Dos Anjos (13-4)

I’ll be honest, I’m not the most familiar person with these two fighters, its’ an interesting fight to put onto the main card of a PPV match-up.  However looking at both of these guys in comparison I can see why they did it. This fight is going to be fireworks. Etim who is a European based fighter with 14 wins, 11 of those wins are by submission. Dos Anjos has 13 wins, 6 of which by submission.  Both of these guys have an excellent ground game and are going to put it to the test here. This fight is going to play out like an exhibition jiu jitsu match.  Both guys are going to come out and go down quick.  Like I was saying I don’t have much film on these two guys, but I will tell you that Etim is the better fighter all around.

Winner via rear naked choke, Terry Etim

-Mark Munoz (7-1) vs. Kendall Grove (11-6)

Kendall Grove is a fighter who most believe hasn’t come close to his full potential. Many people think of him as a BJ Penn type fighter who never truly develops into that superstar.  Grove is a ground fighter with a strong stand-up game with some knock out power.  His past couple of fights has certainly showed he’s picking up his dedication to the sport. Mark Munoz is a fairly new fighter to the sport; with only 8 fights under his belt his first fight was in 2007.  Munoz has only 1 loss on his record now and that’s to Matt Hammill. Munoz hasn’t shown much in the way of stand out talent, as he’s really just a lower end fighter who the UFC throws at guys to put on a good show.  Grove should have no problems beating a guy like Munoz.

Winner via 2^nd round KO, Kendall Grove

StrikeForce on Showtime

Howdy bitch’s, get ready for some ass whopping action, because strikeforce is back and loaded with some brand new fighters for your face!

Main Card Bouts:

– Frank Shamrock vs. Nick Diaz

Frank Shamrock, brother of Ken shamrock, UFC and MMA legend.  Frank shamrock, who is 100 times better than his shitty brother, Ken.  Frank is 23-9, with his last fight over a year ago against top 10 MW Cung Le.  Frank lost that bought due to BROKEN ARM.

Many people thought Frank could have won that fight if it kept going.  Frank is going up against Nick Diaz, bad ass from Stockton California. Nick 18-7, is a Brazilian jiu jitsu beast, but his hands are just as killer.  This fight is going to be an all out war, anything involving Diaz always is, he talks a lot of shit (of course he’s from Stockton) but he backs it up. This fight is going to be at a catch weight of 178 lbs, Diaz normally fights at 170, and shamrock at 185, so he will come in a bit bigger, but I don’t think it will have much effect.  A lot of people are picking Shamrock here, but I’m going with Diaz in the 2^nd by submission. I think him and Shamrock will battle it out the first, but Diaz can take a punch to his face like no one’s business. Honestly though, how can I pick against the hometown kid in Diaz… maybe I am a bit biased

Diaz via submission in the 2nd

- Gilbert Melendez vs. Rodrigo Damm

Honestly I don’t know much about Damm, from what I read and do know he’s a solid fighter but with not a whole lot of experience. Gilbert Melendez is a very good lightweight fighters, he has beaten a lot of big names over in Japan, and has certainly cemented himself as a title shot contender, hell this fight was supposed to be for the title, but Josh Thompson the raining champ broke his pussy bone and couldn’t man up for the fight.  Anyways, I think Gilbert takes this one, but maybe not as easily as some people have said, I’m saying it’s going to take Melendez 3 rounds to finish this fight.

Melendez via Unanimous decision

- Christiane “Cyborg”  vs. Hitomi Akano

Fucking chick fight gets 3^rd billing on the main card? What the hell is that about? Cyborg is a man in an 18 year old boy’s body; she scares my cock away when I look at a picture of her. I don’t understand how her husband, yes husband, is married to her and hasn’t gotten his balls ripped out yet.

None the less Hitomi is a pretty solid submission wrestler, racking up 14 wins most by Decision or arm bar, sadly, she may have her face ripped off during the fight, Cyborg is like an autistic child with super strength, the only thing that will be worth watch in this fight will the be cut away to Gina Carano in the stands watching the fight, man she’s hot.. It’s too bad her next fight will probably be against the hippo looking cyborg.

Cyborg via Rape Choke in the 1^st

- Benji Radach vs. Scott Smith

This fight is pretty interesting; you have Radach who just beat Ninja Rua in his last outing for the now defunct Elite XC. Radach was a “star” in the short lived IFL a few years back, but no one, and I mean NO ONE, say him beating Ninja Rua.  Smith is coming of his back to back fights with Robbie Lawler, who was a paper champ for the aforementioned Elite XC, Smith is a UFC vet, and was even on The ultimate fight a couple season ago.

Smith I would say has the edge in fighting better fighters, but Radach is riding really high off his last victory he really had no business getting.  HOWEVER! I think Smith will take this one, personally I feel Radach may be coming in a little over hyped over his win against Rua, for that I this Scott Smith will win this, but it will be an exciting battle.

Scott Smith via split decision

- Brett Rogers vs. Ron Humphrey

Rogers, or as I like to call him, Uncle Brett, is a massive black man with a Mohawk, need I say more? Both fighters are undefeated, and both fighters have won all their fights in the first round by KO… so I’m going out on a limb here and saying Rogers by Submission in the late 3^rd… yeah fucking right… this fight will end in the first, probably at about the 2 minute mark, and Uncle Brett will KO Ron.. On a side note, Ron Humphrey, really? That’s what your parents named you? Ron fucking Humphrey? Who are you a door to fucking door salesman in the 80′s?

Jesus Christ … Ron fucking Humphreys

Rogers via KO in 1^st round.