I was first exposed to the idea of selling one of my nuts for money on a long car ride with my buddy Kevin Rogers.  Like on most long car rides conversation got weirder and weirder and eventually came to the question “would you eat a cup of poo for a million dollars?”  But I digress…  In the middle some where it was mentioned that Kevins brother explained he could sell a testicle for $60,000.   Immediately upon hearing this I was disgusted, and repulsed but slowly thought more about the idea.

Ive got 2 nuts, and you only need one to spread the Mitchy seed.  They’ve also got prosthetic nad’s they can ram in your sack.  I sell one ball and get $60,000.  So tempting. I always thought about it but never researched it because I never thought I could actually go through with cutting off one of my boys.

Its been 7 years since that fateful conversation and after more than 7 years of the real world ass raping me and making me its bitch, the idea of selling one of my gonads has become very attractive.  So during recent months, with the recession in full effect, Ive looked up lots of quick money solutions like sperm donation, blood plasma donation, prostitution, donating hair, and cutting out my friends kidney while he slept to sell on the black market.  Then I had the epiphany of the testicle sale, which would avoid a felony for assault with a deadly weapon.

So for days Ive google’d the living shit out of everything to do with testicle donation and found nothing.  Kidneys, partial livers, organ donor membership were all available but nothing of donating a ball.  Theres a lot of information out there about testicle cancer though… hope I never get that shit.  Yet I still cant find anything on selling my berry.  So im asking anyone out there, if you know anything about selling a testicle… to help  a guy out.  Where can you sell your testicle?