Sarah Silverman Show Finally Canceled
After several painful seasons of the Sarah Silverman show, its finally over. The painful rants and raves of a woman comedian desperate to be a dude, is finally over.
I have disliked ol Silverman for years, but in her defense I have wanted to see her naked. That’s about it.
Shes been doing over the top cleverless shock humor forever and annoying the FUCK out of me and many others for a long time. When I heard she got a show on comedy central I literally threw an xbox 360 controller against the wall shattering it to pieces. How does this dumb ass chick get a show!?!? She makes jokes about shitting on Martin Luther King and slams down a racist joke with ease. Ooo, I cant think of something funny so Ill say something offensive… Certain other people do that too. Kindergartners.
Now please don’t misunderstand me, I don’t find much of anything offensive… just annoying. I laughed my ass off when South Park showed Buddha doing lines of coke, and certain over the top humor is funny when used in a clever way. Her humor has never been clever or funny… Shes gotten work banging her way around Hollywood, and after Kimmel dropped her, oopsy there goes the show.
Lisa Lampenelli is so distasteful and offensive I actually cringe at times, but shes still CLEVER. Theres actual work to her material. I can respect that. Silverman has horrible comic timing and a strained awkwardness whenever she attempts to make any joke. Shes like fingernails on a chalkboard manifested into a human being. The “I’m a cute little insulting chick” is not only stale, it’s annoying. If she wasn’t cute or was just an average dude, she wouldn’t have garnered any attention.
So maybe some of you are asking why do you hate Sarah Silverman so much? Well reader, its not simply because shes unfunny and tries too hard its because she tells a joke and when no one laughs she and a group of people/morons blame you for not understanding this joke. “I seem to be attractive but oopsy, look what obscenities just came out of my mouth!” GOD DAMN YOU… Please go away.. The apologists out there defending her material are morons. Does real humor need to be explained and then defended?!
Some comedians happen to be of a certain racial or religious background and use it as a reason to make racial or religious jokes. She uses the excuse of being jewish to tap into that. Then when the joke bombs and isn’t funny… she proceeds to say something like I pooped out of my butt, or my pussy is itchy. Save the witless poop, pee, and vagina jokes for maybe scary movie 8. If your over the age of 12 and find this worthless sack of human funny, YOU are the problem.
Thanks to whatever magical cancellation fairy out there that has finally cut out her fucking show. GOD ALMIGHTY THANK YOU.
