SWINE FLU!! BOOGAH BOOGAH BOOGAH!! BE SCARED!!

God dammit!  Stop giving me reports about the damn swine flu!  Dear lord someone has flu like symptoms!? No way!

7 up and chicken soup has cured multiple cases.

The World Health Organization has stated there is no evidence the virus is transmitted by food, and the deaths related to it were to the elderly, to children and to already ill individuals. ISNT THAT THE SAME FUCKING THING WITH HUMAN FLU!?!?  I hate the media and I hate Mexico for undoubtedly letting children play in pig shit.

Recently the “outbreak” has hit southern CA… my homeland.  Am I afraid? No im not afraid, know why? Because this is all a huge load of bullshit blown out of proportion.  Let me know when it mutates and kills a perfectly healthy 25 year old triathlete, then I will tremble in fear.  The latest case was a marine at a San Bernadino base, and guess what?  He didn’t die.  He suffered from flu like symptoms and now says he feels pretty good and is up and around performing regular work.  Yet they still quarantined all 39 troops at the base.

In L.A. county there are four cases, two probable, and two possible. An 11 year old, 69 year old, 60 year old and 52 year old.  Sweet, some old people, and a rugrat might die. Holy shit! Lock down the city theyre in!  Regular ol influenza kills old people and young kids all the time… now that its derived from little piggys, everyone should be frightened!  Oh yea, the first death has occurred from swine flu in the U.S. now you’ve got a 50/50 shot at the age of the victim… old or young.  SURVEY SAYS!! 23 months old!  The parents also stated he had underlying health problems.  OH MY!

The Governator, A. Schwarzenegger declared a state of emergency on Tuesday, and have experts warning the public to take the swine flu seriously.  Good ol FOX news is also declaring their own global pandemic.

Lick my balls.

Please, do me a favor… anyone reading this. DO NOT GET A SWINE FLU VACCINE.  They haven’t made it yet, but guess what? The last time a “pandemic was imminent” they made a vaccine and the vaccine killed more people overall than the god damn virus.  So please educate yourself, and when they do starting making the vaccine, steer clear.