I’m fed up with the news people.
Ok, I’ve had it up to here (the imaginary line I’m pointing at) with the “news” talking heads going off on ignorant rants like people honestly care. They ALL do it. Is there no real outlet for news media (other than Thishotfire.com) that doesn’t carry a bias one way or the other? I mean literally I can switch to all the news stations, the BIG ones, and tell you, conservative, liberal, democratic, republican, it’s just getting out of hand and I’m honest to god tired of it. No one is safe from the tyranny of these so called news men. I just don’t understand how anyone can sit and listen to half of these god damn morons.
MSNBC, FOX, CNN, CNBC, & now Comedy Central. Let me tell you something, when I watch
the news, I don’t want to get yelled at. I don’t want to be talked down to, I don’t want to be made to look stupid, and I certainly don’t care what YOU have to say about the news. When I go about watching the news, it’s just for that reason, to get the news about what’s happening across the country/world. I don’t need Sean Hannity taking Jabs at the president every 2 seconds. Look I didn’t vote for Obama, but I don’t hate the man. I disagree with a lot of what he stands for and what he’s doing, but I don’t need to be told he’s a communist every 2 seconds “Sean”.
It doesn’t stop at FOX news; MSNBC/CNN has the same slant towards the liberal opinions. I swear to god if I have to hear Keith Olbermann and his cocky “I’m 1,000 times smarter than you” voice tell me that Bush is an ignoramus, I’m going to go out buy a gun, and shoot my 
fucking TV. Rachael Maddow and her “I’m going to a dinner party” lesbian man haircut need to get the hell out of my face too. If I hear her shrill voice tell me that John McCain is old, and will probably die soon I swear to god I will drive down to whatever bull dike bar you hang out at, dress like a woman, seduce you, make you fall in love with me, make sure gay marriage is made legal all over the united states, then ask you to marry me, then as you are standing at the alter in your Tux(cause you’re a fucking man) I’ll walk in, pull down my pants, shove my dick in your face, and scream “I HATE YOU”. That’s my plan, but it’s not set in stone yet, still have some details to work out.
Also their is a new kind of faux news out there. It’s the comedy/newsman style. Brought to you by John Stewart, and Stephan Colbert. Ugh, don’t’ even get me started on these two smug, pompous fools. The worst part about 
these two idiots is that whenever anyone criticizes them, they revert to their old fallback “Hey, we are just comedians”. Bull shit. You two dummies are out there peddling your news garbage as well. You can’t have it both fucking ways, on one hand Stewart hammers Jim Crammer on the stock market, and on the next he is talking about Nancy Pelosi looking like an alien. Hey, I’m all for news in comedy form, but not the way these two putzes do it. They mock EVERYONE in politics, and the second someone asks the question “don’t you think that’s maybe a bit irresponsible?” Stewart shoots back with a snarky grin on his face and says “hey look, if you’re getting your news from me, then you have bigger problems, ok?” FUCK YOU Stewart. God damn I hate him.
What happened to the days of real news men? Where is Walter Cronkite 
when you need him? I want a Newsman that will deliver the news to me without giving me his personal bias. I want to listen to someone who looks like they know what they are talking about. I want a newsman who shows he actually cares about this country, and what it was founded on. When Kennedy died, you know what happened? People cried, Cronkite cried because it was sad for America. Do you know what would happen if Obama was killed while in office? Sean Hannity would laugh like a mad scientist, and say Obama got his come-up-ins. Do you know what would happen if Bush died? Olbermann and Stewart would make jokes about it on air, and probably say things about him being to ignorant to live. Its Bull shit. Look, I’m not a Bush fan, and like I said before, I’m not
an Obama fan. However, if either of these 2 men died, I would be sad, I would feel sympathy for them, and their families. I wouldn’t get excited because I hate them. It’s called being a human being, not a celebrity/person with a sense of importance way higher than is required.
America needs a source for REAL news, and they need a REAL news anchor. Not these ignorant self centered, everyone look at me idiots.
Screw you fake news assholes.
