Kevin = Red

Mitch = Blue

Lots of stories out their have grabbed the media’s attention, these are just a few that grabbed ours, and fucked it… hard…

Ms. California Vs Perez Hilton.

Kevin: Fuck, Ali V Frazier, or GSP V Anderson Silva (holla MMA fans), this shit is FOO REAL! Unless you haven’t woken up in 7 days, you probably have heard this story, Uber Queer Perez Hilton challenged Ms. California (some girl who I can’t remember the name) on a question about gay marriage.  The Bright young woman then began to ramble on for about 2 minutes about “opposite marriage” what ever the fuck that is, and how she doesn’t like gay marriage, and then lost the competition.  Perez Hilton, whose real name is Cock Chest-ar, then took his fight to the interwebz, and challenged Ms Cali to a vagina fight.  The loser, everyone.

Mitch: First off, Kevo her name is Carrie Prejean, but I dont blame you for not wasting time looking over much of the stupid bullshit out there about this manufactured Perez Hilton drama-fest.  After looking over this story I hate myself in mass quantities, I spent 10 maybe 20 minutes of my life looking for the queermaster, Perez Hiltons rants and video blogs about how this is such a humongous deal and how she shouldnt be so political in her beauty pageant Q & A session… Lick my ass Perez. Wait, scratch that… suck my.. wait… your a piece of shit Perez Hilton. Whew, no homosexual connotation, im safe. I hate you so god damn much it causes me physical pain, but when a worthless sack of shit can get millions of people to go to your site for “the scoop” (I said that out loud in a very gay voice) you win by making shitloads of ad revenue.. so Kevins right.  We lose.

The Killer Flu from Mexico

Kevin: Great, another thing coming over the border from Mexico! HHHHEEEYYYY OOOOOO!! If you liked that joke, you can use it Carlos Mencia! Seriously though, there is some kind of mutant flu virus that originated from pigs, and is crossing over to humans.  The Mexican government (wait… do they have a government? I thought it was just a mariachi band?) Has been passing out face masks to wear, and telling people don’t kiss, or shake hands.  OUR government has said nothing.  Congrats, CDC(center for dieses control) you win again, maybe we can handle this one a little bit better than that whole AIDs thing that we managed to sweep under the rug ?

Mitch: Great, another thing coming over the border from Mexico! HA! Stole that shit before Carlos Mencia could steal it, but he will probably steal it any way and get sloppy thirds.  As for this whole swine flu business, Hi Im Kevin Rogers and im afraid of pigs DOOT DOODILY DOO!! Gimme a break.  Avain flu, SARS… its another load of bullshit.  Yet the only thing that worries me is that, like Kevin said,  our government denies all relevancy of the outbreak and has said along with a European agency that theres no evidence of a pandemic strain.  THEN WHY THE HELL IS IT EVEN IN THE NEWS!? So a couple Mexicans died, you’ve gotta break a couple eggs to make a Spanish omelet.  Although I don’t know what the omelet is in this metaphor… I do know that when our government denies something, everyone should be worried.

American Idol

Kevin: So Kumar and Lil Wayne were kicked off of American Idol this week, it was Disco week, and I’m sure it doesn’t need to be said but, WOW! Boy oh boy was it great; let me tell you something, this is the best top 5 I’ve ever heard. /end sarcasm.  Seriously? Is anyone still watching this show?  The top guy who’s being predicted to win is confused… about EVERYTHING, his sexuality, his style, what to eat for breakfast (cock) literally everything.  No one has any pizzazz like that cute little David Archuleta kid from last season, now he was dreamy, OOOOOOHHHHH BOY!

Mitch: Unlike Kevin I do not have a fiance’ who forces me to watch this or slight homosexual tendencies enough to watch American Idol.  The only time I’ve ever seen more than one minute of the show was during a trip to Las Vegas when we partied til the sun came up and then woke up so hung over I couldn’t move and the T.V. was playing American Idol.  Worst… hang over… ever.  Mitchy Out