First off, I do like bad ass cars and incredibly hot women, and incredibly hot women making out with each other. Which this movie does have, but if I wanna see chicks make out Ill go to www.spankwire.com and watch them make out, then bang each other and Ill jerk off from the comfort of my lap top.
I don’t need to pay 10 dollars and sit with an abundance of douche bags in a theatre to see this shit. I’m 
not calling everyone that saw this movie a huge piece of shit, just the majority. HA.. because the unintentional humor really is pretty damn funny… excruciating, and teeth cringing but funny. Such as the piece of dialogue with Paul Walker stating “This is where my jurisdiction ends…” to get hit with the early 80’s style Schwarzenegger quip “And, this is where mine begins” from Vin Diesel. The attempt at clever dialogue falls short… fat guy jumping the grand canyon on a tricycle short. But much like a fat guy trying to jump the grand canyon, Vin Diesel attempting witty dialogue just isn’t going to be successful… its gonna be hilarious.
Outside of hot chicks and top shelf cars, this movie has nothing. NOTHING. Recycling bullshit that was made into a movie 8 years ago to make a movie now is the basic Hollywood circle jerk. This is the anti-christ of filmmaking. Unoriginal, bullshit writing, with shitty acting, appeasing retards with PG-13 women action just enough to get some customers, but not going to rated R with actual tits which would lessen the take home pay. Tease people who like cars with automobile porn, and give the slight bit of nostalgia of an 8 year old movie and there ya go, 70 million bucks in the first weekend.
Any fuckhead who appreciates this as a film, or anything but a guilty pleasure equal to a private S & M session makes me sick. Yea, that’s right. SICK. I understand the occasional escape from reality in a movie but it doesn’t excuse shit so unrealistic and poorly acted that its laughable..
I’m gonna stop reaming the hell out of this movie, because in the end I’m the tool getting Fast and Furious more attention by writing a review online. In the end the slimy bastard producers that put all this bullshit together made 70 million in one weekend. In all honesty, if I could make a shitload of money and be a sellout like the guys who made this flick I would… but until that happens, fuck this movie.
