So I wake up this morning to some news that frightens me, but also makes me laugh my ass off. In Winona, Minnesota a womans car broke down and she was forced to take it into a shop. She explains she was on her way home and that there is a live goat in the trunk she plans to butcher.

For the first time in Tiger Woods’ career he lost a tournament after holding the lead through 54 holes. All 14 times tiger has won a major he had the lead or share of the lead going into the Sunday round.

Well, Well, Well, kids, look who’s back. Welcome all to another action packed preview of the next UFC show, UFC: 101. This card features some big names, and some up and comers, so strap yourself in and prepare to get worked over by some of the best.

After ridiculously long negotiations with the UFC, Fedors agent has signed him with Strikeforce. UFC couldn’t agree to pretty much signing half the company over to the Russian fighting beast Fedor so they couldn’t get him, but Dana White would have been a fucking retard for doing that for one fighter.

Alright you stupid idiots. I’ve never known such a worthless bunch of MMA fans in my entire life… lucky for you I’m about to impart some knowledge on you. For the better. So get ready to bet some money and have some cash in your pocket, here we GO!!

If you haven’t caught ESPN or your sports section recently, Cleveland Browns wide receiver Donte’ Stallworth was recently charged with DUI manslaughter.

Belmont, New York - The third leg in the triple crown is coming Saturday June 6th. Once again the horse racing master shall GIVE AWAY FREE MONEY by letting you all in on the winner.

Here we go folks!!! We have a brand new strike force show, and I’m going to break it down, hardcore gangsta style, in honor of Nick Diaz. Da “209″ representing!! So lets get to it ladies, before I cream in my pants and ruin another pair of clothes.

Day 2 of Mitchy gambling picks. For those keeping track, or joining in, I started with $140 yesterday, and now have $270. So im charging in for another round of bets, and im gonna school you on a special kind of bet. A parlay.

So heres the first entry of my gambling chronicles with much more to come. For anyone who knows me I love gambling… poker, casinos, sports, random bets on who can drink the beer the fastest… I take all bets because I cant stop myself. Its my heroin.