On Sunday August 23rd one of the best things ever happened…

Women protested the right NOT to wear shirts in public.

Ive got 2 nuts, and you only need one to spread the Mitchy seed. They’ve also got prosthetic nad’s they can ram in your sack. I sell one ball and get $60,000. So tempting.

Im not going to bore the fuck out of you with specifics I will just say an issue came up so they “suspended” my account until I could verify my identity. I was already pissed at this point because Ive been playing for years with full tilt, received withdraws and given them business.

So in my travels through the internet, working in electronics stores, and socializing with nerds I have become well accustomed to those who play World of Warcraft. Ive seen every stage of player… from the newer ones, asking questions and still physically socializing, to the pale outcasted internet-acronym quoting weirdos.

From raw pasta sticks to frozen pizza, Ive chewed on just about everything because I was so drunk I didnt know what to do or I still had my wits about me enough to eat something in order to dim down the hangover coming the next morning.

Sure all the douchebags out there have Michael Jacksons death, or Farah Fawcetts death to cry about.. I have Billy Mays. A beloved pitchman who could yell with the best of them.

Look, im not one to use the site for big motivations or for a higher cause… I just want to have some fun and do some jokes, mock pop culture, etc etc. but Ive been getting emails up the ass about the Iranian bloggers…

When you think of a hangover, no one ever really has any sympathy for a person suffering from one… you just laugh at them. As I do. You cant think of the last time you had one and empathize… you more than likely ask the dumbass “Hey, want a cocktail?”

Ok, I’ve had it up to here (the imaginary line I’m pointing at) with the “news” talking heads going off on ignorant rants like people honestly care. They ALL do it. Is there no real outlet for news media (other than Thishotfire.com) that doesn’t carry a bias one way or the other?

So I thought I’d try something a little bit different with this article. This is going to depend on what YOU, the reader answer. Make sure you drop some feed back, and tell us reasons why, then I will tell you why you are wrong.