This Hot Fire

The story is based mostly around hamster cops that fall into cases ranging much like cases on Law and Order, or CSI, but in a spoofy comedic way.

Oh you read that shit right… Papa Mitch is tackling my generations big conspiracy theory, and the perspectives on both sides.

Yes.. a fungus.. takes control of minds and bodies.. much like a zombie virus. I just shit in my pants a little bit and have decided to start hoarding shotguns and flame throwers.

So apparently childhood obesity is a problem, and Banning Happy meals and other fast food packages that entice kids like a trenchcoated man with a lollipop looks like a good idea.

There have been multiple times when I felt like Id rather shoot myself in the dick than agree with Bill O Reilly, just on principle alone. Yet today I agree with him, but don’t want to shoot my weener.

Maybe there is a 2012 conspiracy… maybe theres an asteroid coming… maybe some crazy rich guy is developing a super virus to ‘cleanse’ the planet.. Maybe a James Bond villain is about to poison our atmosphere so we all have to live under the sea.. I DON’T KNOW FOR SURE.

The first time I heard about Justin Bieber I was told ‘some new faggy little kid is making twilight fans cream their pants.’

A campaign was started by Bill Gates and Warren Buffet back in June to get some of the worlds richest people to donate at least half of their fortunes to charity and its still growing.

Luckily my parents felt my pain and packed me a lunch for school. I got away lucky… but most poor bastards don’t these days.

Unfortunately for the Catholic church a raunchy sex scandal seems to happen as often as I take a poop… which is a lot.