This Hot Fire

Right now as I write this article the City of Stockton (encompassing the Mayor, City manager, City Council) is trying to cut firefighter staffing at firehouses by over 23%. If they were to get away with this negligent trash, it would put staffing for the fire department below staffing levels they maintained in 1980.

So as I grow older, Ive realized not every woman is a just hole for my winky to go in. They can also be worth my time and effort and possibly the commitment of marriage, or they can be next to the spawn of satan in horribleness and therefore should die.

After yesterdays unbelievably horrible call in what would have been the 21st perfect game in Major League Baseball History, Im looking over instant replay for baseball.

A little poker history for the modern era, and some poker fundamentals to help you get the rock solid foundation every poker player needs.

When browsing through my facebook like normal I find that my buddy Wes is currently competing in a World Series of Poker event with a grand prize of a little over one million dollars.

Apparently Muslim leaders are trying to build a 13 story mosque in the middle of downtown New York, in a building location that has been closed since 9/11 because a plane fuselage smashed into the building forcing owners to vacate.

So as I grow older, Ive realized not every woman is a just hole for my winky to go in. They can also be worth my time and effort and possibly the commitment of marriage, or they can be next to the spawn of satan in horribleness and therefore should die.

At the risk of ostracizing myself from single urbanite women, Ive decided to show my extreme dislike for this movie/series and ask if suicide protest could stop the horrifyingly bad Sex and the City from continuing.

When you see that title, how do you express anything but laughter. A 16 year old, whiter than normal white, Canadian kid just got nominated for a BET award. I just about choked on the hilarity.

So in a recent bout of insomnia I saw several sexually explicit ads and funny commercials they don’t show during normal hours and one commercial left me perturbed… ExtenZe, a weener enhancement pill, has a new spokesman.