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Author Archives | Mitch Higgins

Mitch Higgins - who has written 40 posts on This Hot Fire.

Mitch Higgins is a published author with National Lampoon press and has over a decade of writing under his belt. And he has a super big penis

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Colton Harris-Moore – The Barefoot Bandit

Posted on 08 July 2010

For anyone who hasn’t heard of the Barefoot Bandit, your missing out on our generations John Dillinger, or Bonnie and Clyde. Colton Harris-Moore is a 19 year old kid that different law organizations believe is responsible for HUNDREDS of burglaries, and stealing 3 airplanes and a half million dollar yacht.

Mitchellanious 19 Comments

Pals in the Music Industry

Posted on 05 July 2010

For the music industry its in the worst shape… I believe 80% of the US gets their music illegally, and for starting bands that’s devastating. So to help out some friends Im giving you a taste of what some of my talented pals are up to in the music industry.

Tags: bobby stanley, living on titan, matt anderson, socadia, tim smith

Mitchellanious 42 Comments

Stefanie Heminger and Why She is Legit.

Posted on 27 June 2010

My story of learning about Stefanie started when I saw a really hot chick had sent me a friend request on facebook. After this I couldn’t help but turn whacky stalker and started looking at every picture she had on facebook and ending with making love to a hair doll I made from her hair. Graphic? Yes. True? Probably.

Tags: 70s rock, 80s rock, hair metal legends, hot rock chick, hot rock girl, rock legends, stefanie heminger

Mitchellanious 18 Comments

No Fattys Allowed at Harry Potter Land

Posted on 25 June 2010

If you make your way to the “Wizarding World of Harry Potter” amusement park, make sure you’ve done your ab crunches and jumping jacks, cause FATTY’S AINT RIDIN’!

Tags: harry potter land, harry potter park, harry potter park fat kid, harry potter weight limit, Wizarding World of Harry Potter, Wizarding World of Harry Potter weight limit

Mitchellanious 21 Comments

The Internet Shut Off Switch

Posted on 22 June 2010

Joe Lieberman, is trying to push a project that would place the internet under the control of the government. The global backbone of social media, free speech blogs, ecommerce and other communications may possibly fall into the hands of the United States government.

Tags: government control the internet, internet control, internet kill switch, internet panic switch, internet shut off, internet shut off switch

Mitchellanious 19 Comments

Vampire Pussification

Posted on 20 June 2010

I see a vampire of today and want to shoot myself. They don’t want to murder you and drink your blood any more… they just want to be the prettiest they can be while causing high school like drama.

Tags: twilight is gay, twilight sucks, vampire trend, vampire trend is stupid, vampires, vampires suck now, why are vampires popular

Mitchellanious 28 Comments

Learn Why We are in Debt

Posted on 18 June 2010

This article is something Ive researched for awhile now following news that the Stockton Fire Department in California would be attempting to lay off firefighters and police officers after multiple voluntary cutbacks previous to this.

Tags: bad government spending, ca debt, california debt, government spending, help firefighters, why are we in debt

Mitchellanious 11 Comments

Perez Hilton Uploads Miley’s Nooner

Posted on 16 June 2010

Massive homo Perez Hilton is now under some legit scrutiny for posting a picture of Miley Cyrus’ nooner on his twitter feed.

Tags: miley cyrus no underwear, miley cyrus upskirt, miley cyrus vag, perez hilton miley cyrus, perez hilton sucks, stop perez hilton

Mitchellanious 8 Comments

What Do I Call My New Podcast??

Posted on 13 June 2010

So here it is… After a long hiatus away from doing a podcast, Mitchy is coming back. Yet I don’t know what the hell to call it.

Mitchellanious 1 Comment

Soccer Sucks, and Americans Don’t Want It

Posted on 12 June 2010

Now when saying “Soccer sucks”, you need to be prepared for any soccer fan that would say your an ignorant American, or an ignorant sports fan etc… to that I say go back to smoking a fag and being a fag.

Tags: futbol blows, futbol is lame, futbol sucks, i hate futbol, i hate soccer, soccer blows, soccer is lame, soccer sucks, world cup sucks

Sports 47 Comments
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