Posted on 25 August 2009
So I wake up this morning to some news that frightens me, but also makes me laugh my ass off. In Winona, Minnesota a womans car broke down and she was forced to take it into a shop. She explains she was on her way home and that there is a live goat in the trunk she plans to butcher.
Tags: brett favre, crazy fan story, crazy fans, crazy football fans, favre, goat sacrifice, minnesota goat sacrifice, purple goat
Posted on 24 August 2009
On Sunday August 23rd one of the best things ever happened…
Women protested the right NOT to wear shirts in public.
Tags: boobs, feminism, go topless day, topless equality, topless protest, women topless, womens rights
Posted on 19 August 2009
Ive got 2 nuts, and you only need one to spread the Mitchy seed. They’ve also got prosthetic nad’s they can ram in your sack. I sell one ball and get $60,000. So tempting.
Tags: how to sell a testicle, selling a testicle, testicle donation, testicle sale, where can i sell a testicle
Posted on 17 August 2009
For the first time in Tiger Woods’ career he lost a tournament after holding the lead through 54 holes. All 14 times tiger has won a major he had the lead or share of the lead going into the Sunday round.
Tags: pga champ, pga championship, tiger woods, tiger woods loss, yang beats tiger
Posted on 06 August 2009
Well, Well, Well, kids, look who’s back. Welcome all to another action packed preview of the next UFC show, UFC: 101. This card features some big names, and some up and comers, so strap yourself in and prepare to get worked over by some of the best.
Tags: Anderson Silva, B.J. Penn, forrest griffen, Kenny Florian, UFC 101, ufc 101 predictions, ufc predictions
Posted on 03 August 2009
After ridiculously long negotiations with the UFC, Fedors agent has signed him with Strikeforce. UFC couldn’t agree to pretty much signing half the company over to the Russian fighting beast Fedor so they couldn’t get him, but Dana White would have been a fucking retard for doing that for one fighter.
Tags: fedor, fedor signs strikeforce, fedor UFC, strikeforce
Posted on 31 July 2009
Im not going to bore the fuck out of you with specifics I will just say an issue came up so they “suspended” my account until I could verify my identity. I was already pissed at this point because Ive been playing for years with full tilt, received withdraws and given them business.
Tags: fuck full tilt, full tilt, full tilt customer service, full tilt phone number, full tilt poker sucks, online gambling, online poker
Posted on 29 July 2009
So in my travels through the internet, working in electronics stores, and socializing with nerds I have become well accustomed to those who play World of Warcraft. Ive seen every stage of player… from the newer ones, asking questions and still physically socializing, to the pale outcasted internet-acronym quoting weirdos.
Tags: mmorpg addiction, online game addiction, world of warcraft, world of warcraft addiction, wow addiction
Posted on 06 July 2009
From raw pasta sticks to frozen pizza, Ive chewed on just about everything because I was so drunk I didnt know what to do or I still had my wits about me enough to eat something in order to dim down the hangover coming the next morning.
Tags: bad drunk food, best drunk food, drinking food, drunk munchies, intoxicated food, worst drunk food
Posted on 28 June 2009
Sure all the douchebags out there have Michael Jacksons death, or Farah Fawcetts death to cry about.. I have Billy Mays. A beloved pitchman who could yell with the best of them.
Tags: billy mays, billy mays awesome, billy mays dead, billy mays died, billy mays memorium