Should I Kill Myself to Protest Sex and the City 2?
At the risk of ostracizing myself from single urbanite women, Ive decided to show my extreme dislike for this movie/series and ask if suicide protest could stop the horrifyingly bad Sex and the City from continuing. Much like Oprah, or Cosmopolitan magazine, or the feminist movement… this series has dug its claw into clueless women and altered our reality. Hearing some dumbass chick at a restaurant blabber about how “Samantha” that comment just was, makes me want to throw my plate of steak and pale ale at her face.
A show that promotes women being drunk whores, that spend all income on shopping is a fantasy, BUT that stupid fantasy has slowly become reality. Over Sex and the Citys lifetime chicks have gone the way of these dumbass women. Sorry but Sex and the City doesn’t rationalize going out and maxing out a credit card on clothes and drinks then waking up in a different dudes bed every weekend.
The worst part is any time a guy stands up against this estrogen behemoth, we’re labeled as homophobic, or not sensitive enough. Fuck you. Just because you think you’re a feminist for watching Sex and the City, your not. Your just another moron that bought into a hype fest that has more product placement than Iron Man.
So any woman reading this who is a fan probably hates my guts right now, and is asking… “Have you even seen the show!?” Simple Answer. No. I’d love to definitively tell you in loathing detail why I hate Sex And The City, but this would require actually watching it. And in all honesty Id rather stab my eyes out with forks and walk around a lions cage with a Tbone strapped to my dick.
Although I haven’t watched the show I have had moments while in a relationship where I tried my best to bare it. Or changed the channel to a sex scene with boobs and stuck around just to find out it was Sex and the City and then induced vomiting. From what I was tortured into seeing, I recalled flashes (much like a nightmare) that its about middle aged women, who talk… A lot. Then have sex with multiple unacceptable partners. Then talk tediously, and in great length about their multiple unacceptable partners. Every time I was exposed to this, it usually ended the same… with me crying cuddled up in a corner, or dropping to my knees screaming “NOOOOOO” at the ceiling.
Perhaps it would be slightly less suicide worthy if the women were at least attractive. Now, before you rip me in the comments… what chicks out there haven’t been forced into watching a football game or action movie feeling the exact same way!? I mean Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a fucking horse. Kim Cattrall is old enough to be my grandma, and red head lady looks like something from a colorful nightmare. Black haired lady is do-able, but who wants to watch just “do-able”. (I purposefully did not look up the other actresses names in protest)
So again, before you rip me, realize your no better… you respond just like us. You say something stupid, and unhelpful like “Oh my god this is stupid, why don’t they just tackle each other faster” our equivalent being “Why cant these chicks be attractive and have more sex scenes”.
Not only do I question protesting this movie but I’m flat out annoyed and disgusted. Just as disgusted as you women would be if their was a show about unattractive middle aged dudes blabbering about banging hot girls, or the latest football game, all the while dissecting their looks and performances. Asking important questions like “is it possible to go on being a good father and husband while banging all the dumb drunk whores I can on the side?
All in all, men of the Earth.. When standing in front of the New York premiere covered in Gasoline about to light myself on fire, remember me. Remember Mitch Higgins for the manly awesomeness he was.
I LOVE sex and the city. And although I love the show…I have a feeling the second movie never should have been made. The sheer idea of being able to spend undreamable amouts of cash on fabulous things like clothes and shoes is enough to make me orgasim just thinking about! And yes Mitch…it is possible for a man to be a good father and husband while having lots of whores on the side. Maybe not honorable by all means…but possible.
Hating your guts right now.
The reason women watch it is because it ISN’T possible for us to be going out and maxing out a credit card on clothes and drinks then waking up in a different dudes bed every weekend.
A girl’s gotta dream, right??
You go right ahead and hate me ladies!! Im standing up for men every where!!
Aw dude, that was so bad ass. I support Mitch, I wont let the cat ladies claw you down brother.
Someone needs to stop the sex and the city awfulness.
Well written article, almost took my feelings on watching this right out of my mouth
“Id rather stab my eyes out with forks and walk around a lions cage with a Tbone strapped to my dick.”
Well said. And I laughed my balls off.
Yes Mitch, you should kill yourself. JK! lol. Your taking that anti-sex and the city to a whole new level. I like it! So does that make me a dumb drunk whore? I also like shoes, just like Carrie!!
DUDE! I didnt even notice the photoshop on the last pic until I looked a second time. HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! its so subtle I didnt even see it. Thats awesome.
Wow… very nice! I’m kind of speechless.. but had to let you know haha
I searched sex and the city sucks and found this. Did not dissapoint. Funny as hell, lmao, and in full agreement with everything you had to say.
“why are you standing next to a transvestite donkey witch, and why is it wearing a dress??”
Awesome south park episode.
Plenty of reasons to loathe Sex and the City and the effects it has on the psychology of some women.
It’s full of bullshit consumerism and vapidity.
Metaphor: Someone please just put a bullet in the old cow.
I’d say that certain behaviors like extreme promiscuity or binge drinking are becoming much more common among women because of a certain reasoning.
Men = free
Acting like “men” = be free
One of the things I learned from Sex and the City is that all women from New York are annoying.
In the escapist fantasy you can sleep with hella dudes throughout your life and still wind up with a husband, as the plan was all along. In reality women can’t and don’t do that for the most part.
Jesus Anthony, are you in a communist country or something!? hahah.
lol. Funny article Mitch, but im going to enjoy shopping and excess in fantasy Tv ALL I WANT! lol.
BTW Anthony, your an idiot.
I sure hope it is in 3D so when my wife forces me to go, I can drink a movie mixed quadruple rum and coke and sleep through the flick without her seeing my shut eyes.
Mitch, make sure you get a pirated copy of this movie..watch it…ponder it..then provide your dedicated readers an informed movie review.
Mitchy-poo! You wont go watch this with me!? Im so hurt right now! lmao, j/k. You have a lot of hate boy, i hope you dont go setting yourself on fire! lol.
This was a pretty solid video making fun of this spawn of satan film..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MW-hk_zKN2Y&feature=player_embedded
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5 of my friends & me got tickets for the opening of the new Sex and the City Movie. We are so excited!
LMAO, Shrek 4 beat this movie IN ITS SECOND WEEK. Hahaha. Oh, the sweet taste of redemption in people. Well, in women.
Sarah Jessica Parker in the new Sex and the City Movie was so funny.
2 of my friends and I went to see Sex & the City 2. We all liked Kim Cattrall as Samantha Jones the best.
Sex & the City 2 rocks. I liked Cynthia Nixon.
Sex & the City 2 did not disappoint. I liked Sarah Jessica Parker.
Kristin Davis as Charlotte York McDougal in the new Sex and the City Movie was so much fun.
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OK I enjoyed the first movie, in reality I had in no way even seen an individual one through the serries. Nonetheless having now seen the newest film I have to say it all getting a bit dull… exact same points more than and over once again… time to end it!