Unfortunately for the Catholic church a raunchy sex scandal seems to happen as often as I take a poop… which is a lot.

This time around it didn’t happen to involve young boys.. it happened to older boys.  An Italian magazine has released a report on three priests in Rome going on a homo sexy time bananza. The reporter Carmelo Abbate, went out and used hidden cameras, and other investigative means to compile the story. On top of secret cameras Abbate also had an accessory follow him and the priests to several gay clubs, and even set up the accessory to do the hibbity dibbity with one of the priests.. you know.. for more credibility.

The people behind the magazine claim this story is not to create a controversy, or to just sell copies… HA! my asshole… they explain that they wanted to expose a certain sect of the church.  Which sect, im unsure of… But I do know its making everyone from the pope to any ol priest in the Catholic Church look like a freak job.  Maybe the father of the church should carry around a leather S&M mask and anal beads.. just to be prepared.

Although gay guys are hiding in a religious corporation that does not condone homo’s, I still think secretly videotaping people in their private lives is pretty awful.  Your not a church inquisitor, or an investigator for the Vatican, who these gay preists turned themselves over to… what gives this douchebag reporter the right to follow around, secretly videotape, and then entrap them with a gay buddy?  I know reporters can sink pretty low, but god damn.. somebody resurrect Walter Kronkite.

Even though the current Pope doesn’t have the best track record in dealing with sex scandals thus far, he has explained that they are now starting a “rigourous investigation to find persons unworthy of priestly life.”  Well Id rather you find the child molestors before the purely gay ones Mr. Pope, but hey, whatever gets you people off your ass to find the NAMBLA members…

Once diving a little deeper into the story I found a smidge of information very interesting and that is.. many in the Vatican, and the rest of the Catholic Church, believe child molestation is due to the behavior of homosexual priests.  What!?!  Being gay doesn’t make you rape little boys.. SORRY CHIEF.  They may have disgusting butt sex with another dude, but that doesn’t evolve into rubbing little kids… To back me up there is almost no scientific basis for a conclusion like that, but it’s the Catholic Church so science is the devil.  The mass exercise of child molestation came from cover ups by bishops and other priests, and lack of prosecution.

Ok, so from my jumbled ramblings you can see this whole thing is just one big sloppy clusterfuck.  Three priests got caught red handed, or red assed if you will, and a slummy reporter caught them.  Are they the first priests to partake in hypocritical undertakings?  NOPE.  Yet their lack of control and love of weener has cast an even bigger and uglier shadow on other faithful priests and religious figures which is really unfair.  This whole thing unfortunately is going to lead to a witch hunt of sorts to out the gay priests yet probably leave child molesters to carry on.  Because if theres one thing the catholic church has taught me, its that being gay is waaaay more evil than destroying the psychological health and well being of a kid.