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Tags : boobs, feminism, go topless day, topless equality, topless protest, women topless, womens rights

Women Protest Their Right to go Topless

Posted on 24 August 2009

gotoplessorgprotestlosangelesuaay07txs9rl-copyWomen protest something… important?

On Sunday August 23rd one of the best things ever happened…

Women protested the right NOT to wear shirts in public.  Yes, you heard me correctly.  Women in New Yorks central park protested yesterday for equal rights to men on not having to wear a shirt.

God bless America.

Unbeknownst to me, women are already allowed to be topless in New York but not in other states.  So these gods among women protested for the other state.  Apparently they want their constitutional right to equality in the form of being topless in public, which Mitch Higgins supports 100 percent.  As long as their not fat or ugly, keep those beasts caged ladies.

Also Unbeknownst to me, yesterday was National Go Topless Day.  Which should be a national fucking holiday, with noone working, but I didn’t even know about it. Fuck Lincolns birthday, its National Topless day… Id be a proud American on that day.

So ladies, have pride and earn your equality.  Go topless.  Preferably in my room after a few drinks.


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5 Responses to “Women Protest Their Right to go Topless”

  1. Pig man says:
    August 24, 2009 at 3:34 PM

    I didnt support equal rights before because men are superior. But now I like the idea. LET WOMEN GO TOPLESS.

  2. Keith says:
    August 24, 2009 at 5:53 PM

    Woah. I cant believe this is real, but its all over the internet, they even have a fuckin website. Way to be on the ball pal.

  3. jakey jakey says:
    August 25, 2009 at 1:04 PM

    Man I love womens rights.

  4. Kelly says:
    February 13, 2010 at 4:10 AM

    The last time I went to a public swimming pool there was a man there with bigger tits then mine! I’ve always thought that it was an injustice that he could waddle around flaunting his man boobs, but my pretty pups had to be covered!

  5. Odetta says:
    July 25, 2010 at 1:11 PM

    I don’t in general reply to posts however I’ll in this case. WoW


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