For the first time in Tiger Woods’ career he lost a tournament after holding the lead through 54 holes. Now even though my demographic for this site obviously covers people who watch golf on tv {whack off motion} Ill assume you didn’t watch and don’t know anything of Tiger Woods stats. Tigey has no Sunday comebacks at any major tournament ever, he always leads into his wins, and when he leads after 3 rounds it’s a lock… until Sunday. All 14 times tiger has won a major he had the lead or share of the lead going into the Sunday round. So for Mr. Yang to beat Tiger, in his prime, during the last round of a major tournament raises eyebrows and confuses the shit out of me. Until I realized some bothersome information….
Did you know golf has been fighting for a spot in the Olympics for years? And now has the strongest support ever? Did you also know that no Asian has ever won a major championship? Soooooo… what could help get golf into the Olympics? Maybe gain the support of Asia?? Let Yang beat Tiger Woods in the final round of the PGA championship!? BAM!
So Tigey takes a dive, an asian guy wins, competitive spirits grow, golf may get into the Olympics. Im telling you… ITS TRUE! LOTS more money to be made with a major sport in the olympics.
The PGA, Olympic committee, and other dudes with money confront Tiger. Tell him, win all you want but if an asian guy ever gets close in major tournament play when need you to take a dive. I can almost see the back of Marsellus Wallace’s neck and him saying “The night of the fight, you may feel a slight sting. That’s pride fucking with you. Fuck pride. Pride only hurts, it never helps.” Fuck pride Tiger.
Tiger chews up and spits out guys like Yang. He has for over a decade, and for some bizarre reason he didn’t on Sunday. Tiger normally just grabs the lead and then goes into prevent defense the final day but he kept missing putts, and landing iron shots in the wrong places. HE THREW THE FIGHT! Yang made a crazy eagle chip in, and kept landing huge shots all over the place.
Say what you want… golf will be in the Olympics now, because of this… and because I said so.
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August 17th, 2009 at 10:51 PM
Silly Mitch and your silly nonsense.
Whisper*(I believe you)
August 18th, 2009 at 7:54 AM
Mitch…350 yards straight down the middle, a hole in one, you hit this one in the sweet spot. I watched the tourney, saw most of it, dozed once or twice. Even the announcers were stunned. When Yang 3 putted the 17th, he was ready to be eaten by the Tiger, but alas, THE FIX WAS IN. The is the biggest golf sports news to hit all of asia since T.C. Chen hit the ball twice in one chip shot to help him lose the 1985 US Open by one stroke, thus leading to the nickname “Two Chip” Chen.
August 18th, 2009 at 10:18 AM
LMAO, 2 chip chen, nice one jack
This is a pretty whacky theory but it makes sense in a crazy guy kinda way. I dont really watch golf so ill take your word for it. HE TOOK A DIVE!!!
August 18th, 2009 at 11:11 AM
Oddly enough in your sick way, you make sense. lol. Tiger has won every event, and controlled pretty much everything hes played, but theres still no olympics yet and that could put him into the upper echelon.
August 18th, 2009 at 4:21 PM
HAHAHAHAAHAH!
“The night of the fight, you may feel a slight sting. That’s pride fucking with you. Fuck pride. Pride only hurts, it never helps.” Fuck pride Tiger.
Placing that quote in your article just made me respect you more than any man on the planet. Mitch Higgins for fucking president.