OOOOOK…
I’m not a big fan of politics or politicians because of the back and forth 
bullshit with no resolve, and constant manipulation of people to get attention to one side or the other. And a lot of times they do the most retarded crap to gain notoriety or attention, and yesterday was one of those days for conservatives. On April 15th, tax day, thousands of republicans and conservatives organized a group to protest the recent stimulus packages and bailouts for Americans and American companies. They lovingly referred to themselves as “tea baggers” yes, I’m not shitting you… “tea baggers”. Attempting to conjure the spirit of the Boston Tea party created by our founding fathers, but leading me more towards hoping they were getting a hairy set of balls gently placed in their mouth. These morons are so displaced from regular people they don’t even know the term “teabagging.”
Normally the conservatives go on their cable networks and spout out moronic crap to get people upset and talking in turn to get ratings… because they want money and controversy not a resolution. Sorry everybody but Bill O Reilly, Michael Savage and Rush Limbaugh don’t say their moronic garbage to help America, they do it to get ratings and money. And after I’m sure thousands of anti-hippy, anti protesting rants they decided to do a protest of their own. Wow. Fuck you.
Obviously I’m not a fan of conservatives, but I don’t like hardcore liberals either. Tree hugging hippy fruit loops can suck my balls too. Lets all just do whatever we want in a hippy commune and nothing bad will happen, shut the hell up. Yet there’s still good ol conservatives… Theres nothing quite like the hypocritical bullshit of conservatives to really get people going and this is about them, I will leave the liberals for another day.
The protests were put on by FreedomWorks, which is a conservative 
nonprofit advocacy group, that INSISTED the rallies were nonpartisan, neutral, nonbiased… to which I say fuck you, right in the ass. The damn company is run by a republican!! Dick Armey of Texas. Fox News has been behind it from the beginning, every rally had anti-democrat and anti Obama signs, and Sean Hannity broadcasted his conservative show Wednesday night right from one of the damn protest locations. AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! You getting why I hate politics!? It’s the biggest load of bullshit smeared on top of fucked up goals known to man. It even led 2012 Republican presidential candidates to come out and speak at the protests, like Newt Gingrich.
Most people were be working, or looking for a job rather than being a teabagger yesterday and my undying hatred for all politics grows by the minute. Hopefully some day people realize Obama is better than Dubya, and shut the fuck up. I’m all for freedom of speech, and the right to protest please don’t get me wrong. But when morons get persuaded like this, it’s just too damn stupid. Middle class blue collar workers are protesting the stimulus and economic bailout which in turn helps the rich stay rich, and possibly get richer… hmmm. Wait.. that actually is pretty smart. What am I doing here, I’m gonna go chuck a teabag on the white house lawn, and dip my balls in one of these morons mouths…
BRB.
April 16th, 2009 at 1:33 PM
tea baggers!?!?!?????!!?! wtf?? these guys are stupid fucks. i saw some of them out here in chicago and it was a bunch of rednecks and churchy people. fucking idiots.
April 16th, 2009 at 1:42 PM
idiots? or are they just uninformed people?
i would imagine 85% of the people out their couldn’t tell you what they were protesting.
shit 98% of the news stations kept saying “the funny thing is, what they are doing is paid for by taxes”
thats is a moronic straw-man argument, the people were out their protesting what they feel is the unfair distribution of taxpayers money… not taxes themselves..
and this civiliation wonders why we are decresing in intelligence and strength.
so, related to what you are saying josh, are they idiots? or just misinformed?
April 16th, 2009 at 1:55 PM
Wow.. this is ridiculous.. Tea baggers.. man. i think mitch is on to something here.. people are soo disconnected with the world and the only issue that worries those fucks are their pockets getting thinner.. but they can give a shit about all the families loosing their homes, people getting laid off… but NO>…. their worried about their money being givin to people that actually need help..
stupid fucks… just goes to show you what kind of world we live in..
and im glad those dumb fucks don’t know what teabagg is.. they prolly want a pair of hairy balls in their mouths….
5 bucks says they don’t know what skeet skeet means either..
skeet skeet bitches!
-Leo
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April 16th, 2009 at 2:58 PM
Here that crack of the bat, mitch hit one out of the park. These saps dont even know the alternative meaning of getting tea bagged, you have now educated them. you da man.
jack
April 16th, 2009 at 4:01 PM
Haha..I think I freaking love you..
April 16th, 2009 at 6:25 PM
This article is worst than teabagging. Either kind.
This nyulocal one is way better.
http://nyulocal.com/national/2009/04/15/republican-teabagging-on-tax-day/
April 16th, 2009 at 7:08 PM
Jesus Christ.
I cant believe stupid working class people are really protesting this. Poor bastards. They honestly believe all the crap rammed in their ears and don’t even realize theyre helping rich folks. Its pretty sad.
Somebody put some propaganda on pabst blue ribbon cans and shotgun shells to reach some of these rednecks.
April 16th, 2009 at 7:16 PM
Conservatives are satan. Teabagging is the devils sexual maneuver. Coincidence?? I think not.
April 16th, 2009 at 7:56 PM
The funniest thing is definitely the fact Fox sports and freedomworks tried to pass this off as unbiased. Every single garbage spewing conservative media voice sucked on the teat of this republican cow, and they really tried to get it through as unbiased. Then morons actually protested the government trying to jump start the economy, and give the middle class and poor a chance. The fact they called themselves teabaggers is like the metaphor for this entire thing. Its a joke.
April 16th, 2009 at 7:57 PM
not that Fred L will probably ever read this comment because he was trolling, but if you have link going to anything with Rachel Maddow talking. then you lose automatically..
total fail.
April 16th, 2009 at 8:05 PM
the east coast is with you bro, wicked good article
April 17th, 2009 at 10:38 AM
THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!
GREAT POST DUDE
April 17th, 2009 at 12:00 PM
You are too good, I wish someone could go on TV and say exactly what you said to those people. Bush messed things up unbelievably and Obama will need more than 3 months to fix what that idiot did, but I guess if hes from Texas and looks like “a guy you could have a beer with” then hes good enough to be president.
April 17th, 2009 at 12:11 PM
when you teabag someone do you have to get your balls all the way into their mouth?? I thought teabagging could be done simply by getting them all over someones face.
I would like clarification.
April 17th, 2009 at 12:21 PM
I have verified that Teabagging is defined as “1. The act of inserting your testicles into a recipients mouth”. Please feel free to do a google image search…
And a whole shitload of conservatives pretty much put their own balls in their mouth on this one.
April 17th, 2009 at 12:23 PM
dear lord almighty.. all the liberal douche’s are out in full force now..
the funnything is that Mitch has said politics in general are retarded. that means both parties.
Obama is just as much to blame as Bush at this point..
may baby jesus have mercy on us all. time to write an article criticing Obama.
April 17th, 2009 at 2:32 PM
Found your post on stumbleupon and thought this was great.
Keep up the good work
April 17th, 2009 at 2:35 PM
Stumbled your blog, this thing is awesome. Start a podcast!!
April 17th, 2009 at 2:37 PM
holy shit that was golden TEA BAGS 4 LIFE!! LICK MY NUTZ!!!
April 17th, 2009 at 2:40 PM
*****The protests were put on by FreedomWorks, which is a conservative nonprofit advocacy group, that INSISTED the rallies were nonpartisan, neutral, nonbiased… to which I say fuck you, right in the ass.******
This statement should be framed and bronzed, along with your big penis or so I read in your mini bio
April 17th, 2009 at 3:07 PM
republicans buuuuuuu-low
April 17th, 2009 at 3:37 PM
do the tea bags have to go in the mouth of the conservative or can they be draped over the nose onto the eyelids???
April 17th, 2009 at 5:01 PM
Damn son i can smell the hate and i like it
May 19th, 2009 at 5:58 PM
hee hee…. teabag… hee hee