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The Preakness: Pops Picks

Posted on 15 May 2009

preak05-ss10The Preakness is tomorrow. This is number two in the triple crown.

Here goes,   The trend will continue. A horse without testicles (Mine That Bird is a gelding, the only one in the kentucky derby) will win the preakness. No it will not be Mine That Bird.

The new favorite is “Rachel Alexandra” a fillie (Girl Horse That Has Not Had A Baby). A mare is a girl that has squeezed out a pony. Anyway, I would have picked this fillie in the Kentucky derby but her prior owners decided she would run in the fillie version of the kentucky derby, the kentucky oaks. She is a winner.

Take two minutes out of your busy life to watch this video of the race, please I’m serious, do it now.

Not only will a pony with no nuts win, but she is so good that the Jockey of the kentucky derby winner, Calvin Borel, is jumping off of “Mine That Bird” and jumping on to “Rachael Alexandra”. He knows a good girl when he rides one. Calvin rode Rachael in the kentucky oaks.

OK on with my picks…

1. Rachael Alexandra

2. Pioneer of the Nile

3. Mine That Bird (Out of respect for the derby win)

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Mitch Higgins - who has written 101 posts on This Hot Fire.

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8 Responses to “The Preakness: Pops Picks”

  1. jonny says:
    May 15, 2009 at 10:33 AM

    Im getting paid today, so im putting in 200 bones!!! Better believe that!

  2. Mikey W says:
    May 15, 2009 at 11:07 AM

    I dont watch much horse racing, but ill check the picks and see how well you do. I saw that last time you had 2nd and 3rd but missed on first like everybody.

    I might have to bet something with that match deal.

  3. Sally says:
    May 15, 2009 at 1:57 PM

    Riding horses, is fun. Watching horse races, not so much.

    Enjoy your gambling boys.

  4. Joey says:
    May 15, 2009 at 2:22 PM

    How do you do your research???

    Most horse race gamblers I know like to see the horses in person before they drop dime.

  5. Randy says:
    May 15, 2009 at 2:49 PM

    Anyone named “pops” is wise, so Im putting a couple hundred bucks on the picks for the hell of it. Ill be back to thank you, or raise hell.

  6. jack beeduh pops says:
    May 15, 2009 at 3:46 PM

    Joey…I agree with you 100%. But since I could not get out to Churchill Downs I watched the video above. If you watch the video of the Kentucky Oaks race, which was the day before the Derby, you will see why I think this fillie has a fair chance to put an ass whipin’ on the boy ponies. Joey … use the force … put it all on Pops Picks.
    Out
    JB Pops

  7. joe K says:
    May 15, 2009 at 5:22 PM

    Happy birthday Mitchy… not sure where else to put it, so here it is. Happy berfday SON.

  8. Rick Z says:
    May 19, 2009 at 2:43 AM

    good call on the fillie. i should dropped some $$. Maybe next time.


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