Comments on: Terminator Salvation Review

By: b

Fri, 12 Jun 2009 21:02:30 +0000

still have to watch it im a little behind but nice review.

By: Seth

Seth — Sun, 24 May 2009 17:21:15 +0000

Im with Mr.Magnum… Get off T2′s dick. Its almost 20 years old, let it go.

It wasnt the awesome movie I expected either but I got what I paid for, ACTION.

By: James

James — Sun, 24 May 2009 05:53:48 +0000

exploding into diamonds? i dont recall that…but i did just see it happen on Wolverine and the Xmen! I’d see it again only because all the nods to previous movies tickles the nerd in me. all in all its good enough to buy on dvd when it comes out. ofcourse im not saying its a work of art but i liked it enough not to hate it. the movie reminded me of Fallout3.

By: Zac Magnum

Zac Magnum — Sun, 24 May 2009 02:30:46 +0000

Let’s get off Terminator 2′s dick. Stop sucking it, it’s not a juice box.

This movie is action porn. Not art porn. Don’t watch backdoor jammers 54 and complain about the terrible soundtrack. TALK ABOUT THE ANAL SEX. The “anal sex” in the analogy I’m making is, in this movie, the action scenes, while the sound track refers to everything else. Yes this movie has a terrible storyline cradling a five year old’s dialogue, using sucky special effects that all building up to dramatic irony that failed to capture nor inspire to awe the audience. (largely because the story didn’t make no fucking sense) But the action scenes. . .
Something about a humanoid robot crawling on metal nubs just to get its cold cruel hands on you makes me so excited. Great action scenes. You’ll be on the edge of your seat trying to catch what’s happening. Flying shit here and then a robot is grabbing at someone’s nuts then a little kid explodes into diamonds. It is all so cash. Go see it for that.

Wouldn’t see it again unless they gave me back the money I paid to see it the first time.

By: James

James — Sat, 23 May 2009 10:36:03 +0000

Just putting it out there…so you know…Terminator 2 ranks #1 on all time favorite movies. Not only did I watch everyday for 2 months, I watched it almost every day of my life. The movie interweaves 5 subplots that brilliantly connect at the end of the film. Nuff said. I am a diehard Terminator fan.
I had moderate expectations going into this film and they were met; not surpassed, though. I knew from the very beginning that this movie would cleverly mix in bits and pieces from the other three movies after listening to the opening theme.
I enjoyed the subtle things more than the obvious things. I liked seeing this dark future in the daytime. One of my larger complaints of war movies, space movies, and hero movies is that people don’t really get fucked up. This movie, fucks some bitches up! Seeing Marcus get blasted around was tight! and his eye flickering…BRILLIANT!
The lighting got to me at times but I’ll address that later. If I was deaf then I would have loved this movie instead of liked it…
The stupid fucking machine sounds werent believable. Batman’s errr I mean John Conner’s voice was Batman-like; my heart does go out to him for having a typecasted raspy voice.
The dialogue was pretty dumb! WHO ARE YOU?! i dunno. wow really? best you can do?
why was everyone’s teeth white as fuck and their nails all nasty?
why was conner the established messiah of the resistance when people were ranked higher than him? what did i miss? (I know what I missed, im referring to the people who dont know all this shit)
Why was Bale overshadowed again?
The Arnold cameo(?) brilliant. well done and hilarious! and his body gets fucked up immediately! loves it.
why are the machines smart then dumb as fuck? why do t-600s need shoes?
Why do i smell something burning in my room? smells like coolant burning on an engine…
why did McG spoil his next movie?
anyway, all in all I give this movie a solid B. It was nothing amazing but worth the price of admission or time of download. Though the well done special effects deserve to be seen on the big screen. Let’s call this the Tropic Thunder of this year, it’ll have mixed reviews but will generally be liked for its attempt at not trying too hard to be a good movie (COUGH FUCKING WOLVERINE COUGH). Like Star Trek this movie has something for new and old fans. go see it.

By: Steven

Steven — Fri, 22 May 2009 20:10:24 +0000

You watched T2 as a kid!? Hahaha that was pretty violent, your parents are awesome. I couldnt watch a rated R movie at my house until I was damn near 18, and I still got crap from my parents. I still went to friends houses and saw some of the goods, but I didnt see terminator until I was like 16. One of my favorites too. So Im still going out to see this.

By: Shawn

Shawn — Fri, 22 May 2009 15:47:57 +0000

Saw it last night, and your review hits it pretty good. Its just satisfying, nothing special. Sucks that the hollywood recycle of movie trilogies hit terminator.

By: jack beeduh pops

jack beeduh pops — Fri, 22 May 2009 15:32:36 +0000

Damn fine review. Fair yet critical. Unbiased yet pointed. This reviewer has to have a future in the motion picture and/or food service industry. What movie used the line … a future in the food service industry??? Come on, you know, you probably watched it more than T2 when you were a kid. All in all, sounds like I might have to go see the flick. Great Job!
JB Pops

By: lori

lori — Fri, 22 May 2009 02:03:02 +0000

I saw it last night with my boyfriend who dragged me along but, in the end I really liked it! lol. I didnt have the same exposure as a child like you, but for a movie on its own, it was good! Dont be so hard on it! lol

By: tony

tony — Fri, 22 May 2009 01:19:14 +0000

Damn. What a downer. I wanted this to be the best of the year. Guess I was hoping for too much. What would you say is better: Star Trek or Terminator?