Selling a testicle for money
I was first exposed to the idea of selling one of my nuts for money on a long car ride with my buddy Kevin Rogers. Like on most long car rides conversation got weirder and weirder and eventually came to the question “would you eat a cup of poo for a million dollars?” But I digress… In the middle some where it was mentioned that Kevins brother explained he could sell a testicle for $60,000. Immediately upon hearing this I was disgusted, and repulsed but slowly thought more about the idea.
Ive got 2 nuts, and you only need one to spread the Mitchy seed. They’ve also got prosthetic nad’s they can ram in your sack. I sell one ball and get $60,000. So tempting. I always thought about it but never researched it because I never thought I could actually go through with cutting off one of my boys.
Its been 7 years since that fateful conversation and after more than 7 years of the real world ass raping me and making me its bitch, the idea of selling one of my gonads has become very attractive. So during recent months, with the recession in full effect, Ive looked up lots of quick money solutions like sperm donation, blood plasma donation, prostitution, donating hair, and cutting out my friends kidney while he slept to sell on the black market. Then I had the epiphany of the testicle sale, which would avoid a felony for assault with a deadly weapon.
So for days Ive google’d the living shit out of everything to do with testicle donation and found nothing. Kidneys, partial livers, organ donor membership were all available but nothing of donating a ball. Theres a lot of information out there about testicle cancer though… hope I never get that shit. Yet I still cant find anything on selling my berry. So im asking anyone out there, if you know anything about selling a testicle… to help a guy out. Where can you sell your testicle?
Theae people are wrong you can sell your nut. You have to meet three requirements. Have 3 children be over 30 and something else I can’t remember. But Duke university has you give it up for scientific research for $75k.
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yes i want to sell my testikels only one
Ramond, you really do need to sell both of them. The idea of you reproducing is horendous. How many times is testicles spelled on here? And yet you decide to screw it up so definitively. Good goin there kemosabi.
i would like to sell mine also tho
Way me I not sell olny one? just one tes… is better, its good afther a time i will sell the other one. so?
ill sell my fucking nuts right now for 75k tell me where
I might be interested into selling one of my testicles.
i have three beautiful kids and would like to donate a testicle
I was interested in doing this with one of my nuts lol . but i cannot figure out where to actually do it. can u help me with this?
fuck i’ll sell both of my nuts for 100k.any takers?
I have read that it is illegal to sell an organ of any kind including your baby gravy makers! But if there is a place where it is legal and i can do it really quick with an artificial set I will sell both for $75 apiece somebody contact with legitimate information and contacts please asap
I’m gay. And I know I don’t want children of my own. I could use the money for school and an education would help when I decide to adopt a few of the many children out there who have no family
Dude for 75k they can have both! I have four great looking kids and im done at four.
i got three nuts and i dont need one obviously. i have a 10.5 inch cock so if you want your boy to be a super pornstar you might want my extra ball.
this bitch courtney bite off my friend mitches one ball so i decided to sell it for $100