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Tags : baseball picks, basketball picks, sports gambling picks, sportsbook picks

Mitchs Gambling 05/27/09

Posted on 27 May 2009

mitchmoneymanSo heres the first entry of my gambling chronicles with much more to come.  For anyone who knows me I love gambling… poker, casinos, sports, random bets on who can drink the beer the fastest… I take all bets because I cant stop myself.  Its my heroin.

With that said Im going to start throwing my bets out there for all to view.  Praise me… ridicule me… do what you will.

Mitchs Bet: Lakers to win over Nuggets. (-110) Lakers -6, $110 bet to win $100.
So for this game vs the Nuggets the Lakeshow will be coming back home to L.A. where theres no way in hell they will lose. NONE.  The powers that be want the lakers in the finals, they may not magically get there, but bet your ass they win tonight.  Kobe is pissed, and has been getting fucked over in this round and last round of the finals with fouls.  Phil Jackson will have an answer and the nuggets wont be as accurate and lucky as they were last game.

Mitchs Bet: Giants to beat Braves at home. (Even) Straight up $30 bet to win $30
For anyone thats watched Randy johnsons career, hes nearing 300 career wins and hes at home pitching where hes got a winning record.  The Big unit will take care of business today and with a good closer should pull out the win and get daddy a couple bucks.

Thats it for today, but expect more updates.  And if you want to drop a couple bucks into the gambling world, do it right here.  Just click the link and you’ll be gambling right after you register.  DO IT. $50 minimum deposit but your actual bests can be as low as $2 a bet.

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Mitch Higgins - who has written 101 posts on This Hot Fire.

Mitch Higgins is a published author with National Lampoon press and has over a decade of writing experience. And he has a super big penis

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14 Responses to “Mitchs Gambling 05/27/09”

  1. kevin rogers says:
    May 27, 2009 at 2:33 PM

    lakers WILL lose tonight friendo.

    don’t take this mans bets.

  2. matt says:
    May 27, 2009 at 2:50 PM

    no way bro, Lakers are not winning tonight. They are in freefall and in shambles, and you say you take bets all the time… Ill bet you $200 they dont win tonight.

  3. Dee says:
    May 27, 2009 at 3:09 PM

    Giants better win tonight!! Im going to the game! lol. Look for a whacky girl screaming for San FRAN!

  4. Stan says:
    May 27, 2009 at 4:27 PM

    I think the Lakers have the game won, but I dont know if it will be by 6 points. Thats a little much.

  5. blibbity says:
    May 27, 2009 at 4:49 PM

    i must say… baseball is the sport i BY FAR know the best and when it comes to gambling i wouldn’t touch it with a two inch pole or coincidentally, kevin’s penis.

    to bet on a game as “moody” as baseball you’re either stupid, ballsy, or afflicted… i’ll let you pick which one.

  6. Mitch Higgins says:
    May 27, 2009 at 4:55 PM

    HAHAHAH.. Kevin has a 2 inch penis…

    stupid ballsy “OR” afflicted… how about stupid ballsy “AND” afflicted. I actually made over $5,000 last year on gambling with baseball. So you take a choice blibbity.

    I DO agree that the game is moody but, theres a lot to look at with baseball gambling. Regular things like starting pitchers, injuries, stadiums, records… to things like momentum, a hitter being on fire, a pitcher with an ERA under 1. I dont just spin the wheel of destiny on the bets.

    SO WATCH AND LEARN BLIBBITY!!

  7. blibbity says:
    May 27, 2009 at 4:56 PM

    i have to go take a dump… wanna bet on whether or not i pinch it clean??

  8. Mitch Higgins says:
    May 27, 2009 at 5:02 PM

    Ive seen you pinch it clean before… but thats due to your unparalleled sphincter control. Years of anal play allows for an unfair bet…

    I shall pass on this gamble.

    I ANALYZE THE FACTS BLIBBITY!!!

  9. kevin says:
    May 27, 2009 at 5:08 PM

    you anal-ize …

    faggot.

  10. JayByrd says:
    May 27, 2009 at 5:26 PM

    Lets go Warriors! O shyt, they arent in the playoffs, and they havent been for awhile. Man… I suck

  11. Mitch Higgins says:
    May 27, 2009 at 5:27 PM

    Its ok Jay.. I still love you. But lost a lot of respect when you rooted for the warriors just now

  12. Mitch Higgins says:
    May 27, 2009 at 10:57 PM

    Lakers win by 9… Giants win by 3. FUCK EVERYONE!! CAUSE IM AWESOME.

    EAT IT!!!

  13. kevin rogers says:
    May 27, 2009 at 10:59 PM

    you still love cock. now you just have a few extra bucks with which to buy cock.

  14. shane says:
    May 28, 2009 at 12:42 AM

    Damn. nice picks. Are you goonna do this a lot? I might have to deposit some money.


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