Fuck global warming, buddy!
Alright, I’ve sat on the side lines too long on this issue, and now it’s got me heated. Look, I may offend some people, people may disagree with me, but I don’t give a fuck, if you disagree with me on this issue, then it’s your own fault for believing the utter stupidity on global warming. I’m not coming from a political base on this, I’m coming from common sense, and common sense trumps a lot of BS. Yes I will criticize the president and his absolutely appalling policy on this matter, but I don’t hate the man. Feel free at the end of this post; to post your comments, or challenge me, I dare you, I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU.
Alright, so let’s start with the fact that, Global Warming as a whole can’t even be agreed upon. The funniest part, or saddest part, is that when this idea first came out, it was called global warming, because Al Gore had all these great graphs and even a funny little video cartoon for the retarded masses. However, after about 2-3 years of mass hysteria, and with the average temperatures rising, All of a sudden, BAM they start dropping. NOW, this is where the great part comes… Now, it’s just called Global climate Change. Ok, *beep* *beep* *beep* back up for a second. So, first the earth was heating up, and we should all be very scared for our lives, right? THEN, it starts to cool down, which COMPLETELY REFUTES your first point about global fucking WARMING, so you Global warming idiots decide that it’s global climate change. Yeah, no shit asshole, the globes climate changes, stop making up reasons to sell books/TV Shows/Movies/and nonsense.
Let me drop some knowledge on you readers for a second, does anyone here know the term “ice age”? I bet you do. Now, do you all know what the term ice age is defined as? Let me tell you, there is a really simple way to understand it. The period known as “ice age” is most commonly recognized by the earth with polar ice caps. Yes, you heard it right, polar ice caps, look it up, I promise you, I’ll wait… So, according to facts, we are currently still in an ice age. An Ice age is a cycle of the planet, a NATURAL cycle. Yes that’s right kiddies; we are still in an ice age. Our ice caps are 
melting because the earth is coming out of an ice age, not because of man made bullshit.
Now, normally I wouldn’t get all worked up over this absolute ass ramming of the United States. However, we are now in a recession, and our dear old president wants to spend billions, yes BILLIONS of dollars, combating global warming. We are going to spend billions of dollars on something that isn’t even real. Now, I understand if you don’t agree with me, I’m ok with that, you’re a fucking tool, and I hope you die, but I understand, understand like I’m your big brother and you’re a fucking retarded kid. Anyways, scientist in this country cant even agree if this is a real problem. For the most part scientists are split 50/50 on the issue. So I ask the question, why the fuck are we spending money on a problem that could, or could not be real. At least spend the money on research, something that will prove to the mind numb idiots that global warming… oh wait I’m sorry, global climate change, is just like Santa Claus, a fucking fantasy. If you look at my graph, it has lines and numbers, such that it proves global warming is a hoax. *Look at me Al Gore! i’m doing it to you fucking hypocrite!*
The worst part about all of this is that the media now has an Alarmist mentality to send everyone into a rampage. Just like with any story that grabs attention, the media is out their peddling their child porn like smut that the earth is going to be covered in water in no short time, “so be ready with your rafts, and move out of New York, and the ocean side cities in California.” Horseshit, that’s what global warming really is, just a big steaming horse turd.
I call boulder dash on this country and it’s news outlets, go fuck yourself with global warming, while your spreading your retarded nonsense about half the earth falling back into the ocean in 50 years, I’ll be buying up all that land, then in 100 years I’ll be rich, as rich as a fucking astronaut! So FUCK YOU, AND FUCK GLOBAL WARMING.
Ok OK OK! Fellas, for god sakes. Im all for fighting and going nuts on each other… because it brings me traffic, but good god Jeff u went bananas. And pops, really? your just saying messed up shit to get a rise out of him, and I know it.
D-I-C-K
Look here ladies, their is no need to get all bent out of shape. This is a discussion that must be had, but must be had civil.
Ginger, the “name calling” is all for entertainment purposes. i agree that their needs to be a rational discussion about this, but show me someone who is willing to have it, and i’ll show you someone who really doesn’t exsist.
The fact is, global warming is not man made. Global warming itself is the national balance of the earth. yes humans are creating destruction on this planet, we can ALL agree that. But they are not doing the damange described by Al Gore and his goon’s. Yes, when humans strip the land of tree’s and other natural occuring substances we do damage. However, This damage is able to be repaired. When i say that i mean that everything we’ve done will return to it’s original status when we are long and dead.
Again, i say 99.9% of creatures that have EVER exsisted on this planet, are now dead. Human’s WILL die. and when we do, the planet will return to it’s normal balance.
The Reason the Ice caps are melting is because it’s the natural cycle of this planet. As stated in the article we are currently in an Ice Age. Ice ages do not last forever.
This discussion is over.
So, Kevin, are you saying we should do nothing to preserve the environment? What do you want accomplished by your point of view that global warming doesnt exist? Do you think the damage we do can be repaired no matter what?
I dont get why you would take such a firm stance against preservation of the earth.
My position isn’t anti earth. It’s anti the government trying to tell us whats best. Their is a very big difference.
My point Troy, is that humans created this mess, and if it kills us, or thousands of us, then it’s out own doing. Plain and simple. You can look at that as being cynical or being irnorant, but it is the truth.
The government is so hung up on climate change that they are not doing what should be done to actually protect the enviroment we are living in. Your mixing arguments, one doesn’t go with the other. I don’t believe in global warming, or global climate change as a man man issue. Thus i dont’ think the anyone, let alone the government should stick their nose into it as a business.
Now we can have the arguement that we should protect our enviroment, and depending on what we are talking about i would be on board.
To seperate issues, to seperate opinions.
Lay back and accept it. Got it.
yes exactly, lay back and accept it, where i did i say that? thats why you can’t have a normal conversation about this topic, because people like you take EVERYTHING involved to the extreme.
Jesus people are going crazy! rofl. These comments are quite uproarious though.
Kevin your article is fascinating to say the least, but how will anything get done unless the government forces some action? Im not saying make everyone docile and robotic but people are lazy by nature, they wont do anything. So forcing the issue somewhat Al Gore style seems to be the only way to make things happen. We wouldnt even recycle if the government hadnt stepped in 40+ years ago to standardize a recycling system. People dont do anything. Of course I dont want every characteristic of my life run by the government, but nothing will happen without some force.
I do agree Troy is not really trying to achieve anything but get his way 100 percent or not at all. There needs to be a compromise, and human talk that will help us. Jeff, well, Jeff pretty much made it obvious hes not the sharpest person out there. Ginger, you were pretty well stated and brought a bit of order to things.
This is a really appealing debate and ill be checking it out.
P.s. Pops, nice to see older people give a crap too, and with the passion and self esteem bashing qualities of a 17 year old girls heartlessness.
Your all retarded. Kevin, your especially retarded for writing this article. What the hell is wrong with you? Global warming doesnt exist my ASS! Scientists arent split on this at all!! There are some issues within global warming as a whole that they dont agree on but they all agree its happening. Sorry pal.
Just because SOME areas are getting cooler doesnt mean anything, the majority (which is more important, for your information) of the earth is getting warmer.
If this article was merely to stir up shit, your a genius. But who knows.
Im a rah-tard? why because i don’t buy into the hype machine that is global climate change? i say your the moron for thinking that it’s a man made issue.
bravo, way to prove a point..
until you want to defend your position with something other than “someone else said so” keep you food/air intake hole shut.
Kevin thinks the oil spill in the Gulf is a good thing… Just look at his opinions. Its obvious
It will all be OK, BP will burn it all off and no one will ever know that millions of gallons of oil were spilled into the gulf of mexico. It is OK because oil prices have already gone up to pay for their fuck up. Enjoy the california coast while you can, go to santa barbara coast and look at the beautiful oil rigs off of the coast as the sun sets, it is just fantastic. It all makes me sick. …..
i agree, dump the oil platforms and give me nu-clear energy.
Hey John go fuck yourself and enjoy your carbon tax bitch