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Tags : belmont stakes, belmont stakes picks, charitable man, chocolate candy, mine that bird

Belmont Stakes: Pops Picks

Posted on 05 June 2009

mine-that-birdBelmont, New York – The third leg in the triple crown is coming Saturday June 6th. Once again the horse racing master shall GIVE AWAY FREE MONEY by letting you all in on the winner.

When you go to your online betting parlor or an off track betting facility think … exotics. These are exacta’s, trifecta’s etc. Mine That Bird (No. 7 Post), the nutless wonder horse is being mounted again by Calvin Borel. This pony was closing on the girl, Rachel Alexandra, in the Preakness and if he had a few more steps, who knows. Of course we all know that poor Mine That Bird was de-testiclized, bad financial move, but once again he is the only gelding in the race and will be getting the most Lasix. In case you don’t know they give horses Lasix to prevent or reduce bleeding in the horses lungs during a race.

Chocolate Candy (#1 Post) has only been out of the money once in 2009, at the sloppy Kentucky Derby, and is being ridden by Garrett Gomez. Gomez has ridden Dunkirk before but may have had a choice and opted for some Chocolate Candy. Charitable Man (#6 Post) has NEVER lost on a real dirt track, Belmont is a real dirt track. You will hear a lot of chatter about Dunkirk but the fact is that Gomez (Chocolate Candy) and Edgar Prado (Mr Hot Stuff) may have turned down Dunkirk for other rides, not a good sign…think Calvin Borel turning down Mine That Bird for Rachel Alexandra in the derby.

Ok, here are the picks.

#7 Mine That Bird
#1 Chocolate Candy
#6 Charitable Man

Repeat these words at the betting window “11th race at Belmont, $10 across the board on #7, $5 exacta box 7-1-6, $2 trifecta box 7-1-6.

After the race take your pals out for a drink with your winnings.

- Pops

****If you want in on the action and want to lay down some bets, then just click the banner below and BOO YAH, your betting it up.

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7 Responses to “Belmont Stakes: Pops Picks”

  1. Jakey Jakey says:
    June 5, 2009 at 5:12 PM

    He did good the other times, so im boxing the three ponies… DONT LET ME DOWN POPS

  2. Mitch Higgins says:
    June 5, 2009 at 10:51 PM

    I made all of these bets people. ALL of them. Trust the pops knowledge

  3. vince says:
    June 5, 2009 at 11:10 PM

    Giving it a shot. $2 bets across the board

  4. Gil says:
    June 6, 2009 at 3:49 PM

    You are retarded, way to pick em champ

  5. Jack Beeduh Pops says:
    June 6, 2009 at 4:27 PM

    Hey Gil,
    BAAHHLOW ME. And anytime you want to have a horse race handicapping competetion, I’m ready. The track was not as sloppy as I thought it would be, Calvin broke a little early, Mine That Bird seemed to be a little jumpy, blah, blah, blah. I have to go now, I have a $10 show ticket to go cash.
    Thanks again Gil for giving me the retarded champ title, I take that as a compliment.
    JB Pops

  6. Eddie says:
    June 6, 2009 at 8:05 PM

    Damn. Picks got burned!!! Ouchy.

  7. kevin rogers says:
    June 7, 2009 at 1:24 AM

    should have listened to me and my MMA picks you suckers…


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