This Hot Fire presents: Week end review.
Kevin = Red
Mitch = Blue
Lots of stories out their have grabbed the media’s attention, these are just a few that grabbed ours, and fucked it… hard…
Ms. California Vs Perez Hilton.
Kevin: Fuck, Ali V Frazier, or GSP V Anderson Silva (holla MMA fans), this shit is FOO REAL! Unless you haven’t
woken up in 7 days, you probably have heard this story, Uber Queer Perez Hilton challenged Ms. California (some girl who I can’t remember the name) on a question about gay marriage. The Bright young woman then began to ramble on for about 2 minutes about “opposite marriage” what ever the fuck that is, and how she doesn’t like gay marriage, and then lost the competition. Perez Hilton, whose real name is Cock Chest-ar, then took his fight to the interwebz, and challenged Ms Cali to a vagina fight. The loser, everyone.
Mitch: First off, Kevo her name is Carrie Prejean, but I dont blame you for not wasting time looking over much of the stupid bullshit out there about this manufactured Perez Hilton drama-fest. After looking over this story I hate myself in mass quantities, I spent 10 maybe 20 minutes of my life looking for the queermaster, Perez Hiltons rants and video blogs about how this is such a humongous deal and how she shouldnt be so political in her beauty pageant Q & A session… Lick my ass Perez. Wait, scratch that… suck my.. wait… your a piece of shit Perez Hilton. Whew, no homosexual connotation, im safe. I hate you so god damn much it causes me physical pain, but when a worthless sack of shit can get millions of people to go to your site for “the scoop” (I said that out loud in a very gay voice) you win by making shitloads of ad revenue.. so Kevins right. We lose.
The Killer Flu from Mexico
Kevin: Great, another thing coming over the border from Mexico! HHHHEEEYYYY OOOOOO!! If you liked that joke, you can use it Carlos Mencia! Seriously though, there is some kind of mutant flu virus that originated from pigs, and is crossing over to humans. The Mexican government (wait… do they have a government? I thought it was just a mariachi band?) Has been passing out face masks to wear, and telling people don’t kiss, or
shake hands. OUR government has said nothing. Congrats, CDC(center for dieses control) you win again, maybe we can handle this one a little bit better than that whole AIDs thing that we managed to sweep under the rug ?
Mitch: Great, another thing coming over the border from Mexico! HA! Stole that shit before Carlos Mencia could steal it, but he will probably steal it any way and get sloppy thirds. As for this whole swine flu business, Hi Im Kevin Rogers and im afraid of pigs DOOT DOODILY DOO!! Gimme a break. Avain flu, SARS… its another load of bullshit. Yet the only thing that worries me is that, like Kevin said, our government denies all relevancy of the outbreak and has said along with a European agency that theres no evidence of a pandemic strain. THEN WHY THE HELL IS IT EVEN IN THE NEWS!? So a couple Mexicans died, you’ve gotta break a couple eggs to make a Spanish omelet. Although I don’t know what the omelet is in this metaphor… I do know that when our government denies something, everyone should be worried.
American Idol
Kevin: So Kumar and Lil Wayne were kicked off of American Idol this week, it was Disco week, and I’m sure it doesn’t need to be said but, WOW! Boy oh boy was it great; let me tell you something, this is the best top 5 
I’ve ever heard. /end sarcasm. Seriously? Is anyone still watching this show? The top guy who’s being predicted to win is confused… about EVERYTHING, his sexuality, his style, what to eat for breakfast (cock) literally everything. No one has any pizzazz like that cute little David Archuleta kid from last season, now he was dreamy, OOOOOOHHHHH BOY!
Mitch: Unlike Kevin I do not have a fiance’ who forces me to watch this or slight homosexual tendencies enough to watch American Idol. The only time I’ve ever seen more than one minute of the show was during a trip to Las Vegas when we partied til the sun came up and then woke up so hung over I couldn’t move and the T.V. was playing American Idol. Worst… hang over… ever. Mitchy Out
i think it’s cute how your writing matches perez hiltons hair!
HAHAHAAHAH! that was fucking awesome
You guys are like perfection. Do you really have a fiance Kevin? Because I would steal you away, and Mitch you know we can hook up any time.
I know nothing about hooking up… who are you? and what is your number and where is your picture?
tell me now.
Why would you want me, shit Mitch has the large penis.
i actually have a vagina. Not exciting at all.
I think that Miss California’s political perspective is very important. I mean, isn’t she representing all of us? We have to show how California is better than the rest of America (which is better than the rest of the world, lol.) by “one-upping” them on not just our beauty, but our compassion and love for gay men. Do you love gay men? If you don’t love at least one gay man, it’s because your repression of your own homoerotic tendencies manifests itself as homophobia. Let’s face it, you’re both flaming queers, so is Miss California, and the rest of the southern states.
P.S.
Walkthrough: Level 4. Hard Mode:
Option A, Be a straight guy who hates gay guys. Want to have sex with hot lesbians. You’re a perv.
Option B, Be a straight guy who is friends with gay guys who probably know lesbians, you are a sweet and open-minded ambassador to the ulterior lifestyle, trust worthy for sexual experimentation.
Plan: Flawless.
Victory: Imminent
Winner: Me
About Ms Cali, hmm she looked like all the other models on the stage. HAha it was if they were clones of each other. Well as for her response to the question, she tried to be a fair as possible in a room full of republicans. She thought maybe if I say i don’t like gay marriage i will win. To bad so sad she did not. Thats life right, maybe next year…
Don’t get it twisted, i love gay people, they are cuddly and keep you warm at night.
i just dislike Perez Hilton, I look at Perez, and he is a Tool, a Tool for his own agenda, his pocket book, and saying it’s for the gay community…. i guess you could call him a Butt plug (get it?). But none the less, their is nothing wrong with gay people, Just a lot wrong with perez.
All I gotta say is who the fuck is gay hilton? You know what really grinds my gears, people who’s names sounds like other names. Fuck that shit. At least that fuck on WWTDD just straight up takes a name. If he called himself Liar Durdan then I’d have to kill him just like I have to kill Perez, oh and Gnarles AND Charles Barkley because I don’t know who came first! And so we have another sickness to look out for…big whoop! How many people does the average flu kill a year? I’m going to Mexico in May and I’m going to get married on top of a mountain! AND YOU WONT BE INVITED! And why did you guys say something about American Idol…I saw a logo and went to the next topic…which is comments.
You know what really grinds my gears? You America, Fuck You!
james is filled with hate….
Kevin, if you have a vagina that is very upsetting.
Mitch, check your email.
eh, i’m ok with it.
Kevin make sure you keep your mangina clean
Kevin, if you’re ok with a brown bag and some roofies then I’m ok with a mangina and taking you home tonight.
carlos mencia blows!!!!!!!!!!!!
hilarious stuff guys
Carlos Mencia makes me ashamed of Mexicans. Is he even Mexican? I’ve heard disputes.