Obamas approval ratings are in the crapper, and he decided to go on The View. If you could see me in person, Im slamming my face into the wall next to me… repeatedly.

Instead of bumping people and “punking bitches” left and right, he turned more to making rap music and bizarre post game interviews.

Unfortunately for the Catholic church a raunchy sex scandal seems to happen as often as I take a poop… which is a lot.

Pretty self explanatory title asshole… Just read it.

That’s right, you read that title right. Mel Gibson isn’t the psycho, racist, abusive, monsterbeast the media keeps portraying him as. For god sakes, leave the fucking guy alone.

Apparently there are dozens of reports going ape shit (haha, im so clever) in the Chinese media about monkeys being trained for jihad, by terrorist groups to go against US troops.

An awards show can be made for pretty much anything and the espys definitely embraces that.

In the early years of my life a magical duo of fucktards named Beavis and Butthead altered my life, and pop culture forever.

This became ridiculously apparent that ESPN is the biggest hype machine in all of sports when they decided to air a special solely for letting LeBron James pick his new team.

For anyone who hasn’t heard of the Barefoot Bandit, your missing out on our generations John Dillinger, or Bonnie and Clyde. Colton Harris-Moore is a 19 year old kid that different law organizations believe is responsible for HUNDREDS of burglaries, and stealing 3 airplanes and a half million dollar yacht.