This Hot Fire

In a time of over exposure, sell outs more common than mormons at church, and the music industry hurting worse than ever there is a band that doesn’t sell out.. Kings of Fucking Leon…

Someone has had the ingenious idea to combine the biggest up and coming sport in the world, MMA, with the best sport in the world.. Football. This is going to be GIGANTIC.

The story is based mostly around hamster cops that fall into cases ranging much like cases on Law and Order, or CSI, but in a spoofy comedic way.

Oh you read that shit right… Papa Mitch is tackling my generations big conspiracy theory, and the perspectives on both sides.

Yes.. a fungus.. takes control of minds and bodies.. much like a zombie virus. I just shit in my pants a little bit and have decided to start hoarding shotguns and flame throwers.

Im not the biggest gamer in the world, but sometimes certain games just tingle my butthole… these are some of those upcoming games.

So apparently childhood obesity is a problem, and Banning Happy meals and other fast food packages that entice kids like a trenchcoated man with a lollipop looks like a good idea.

There have been multiple times when I felt like Id rather shoot myself in the dick than agree with Bill O Reilly, just on principle alone. Yet today I agree with him, but don’t want to shoot my weener.

Maybe there is a 2012 conspiracy… maybe theres an asteroid coming… maybe some crazy rich guy is developing a super virus to ‘cleanse’ the planet.. Maybe a James Bond villain is about to poison our atmosphere so we all have to live under the sea.. I DON’T KNOW FOR SURE.

When looking at UFC 117 on paper, I was immediately sure it was going to be a throw away fight night. I was wrong.